The Jets' rookie kicker's last name is Nugent. If I were him I'd insist that the stadium blast "Cat Scratch Fever" every time the field goal unit comes out.

Sadly, the resemblance of the kicker's name to Motor City Madman/bowhunting enthusiast Ted Nugent is the awesomest thing going for the Jets right now. Testaverde has been sacked 3 times and completed only two pathetic passes for 17 meager yards, and it's down to the 2-minute warning of the first half. Curtis Martin had one long rush for 49 yds, but otherwise hasn't broken through the Bills' defense. While the Razzies' perpetually tepid wide receiver Laveranues Coles did catch Testaverde's two completed passes, it hasn't been enough for the Jets to even get in field goal range. You know that it's rough times when Kelly Holcomb and the Bills kick your ass.