What the fuck?! On game day, the NFL is now reporting that Torry Holt has been downgraded to questionable, and might not play against the Katrina Refugees. I mean, the New Orleans Saints.

Anyway, that means I have to start Derrick Mason, and that this is this week's lineup:
QB-Matt Hasselbeck
RB-Domanick Davis
RB-Edgerrin James
WR-Lavaranues Coles
WR-Derrick Mason
TE-Todd Heap
K-Neil Rackers
D/ST-Colts

Have you ever seen a more mediocre receiver corps in your life?

It's a good thing I'm playing "Crappy Team 2" this week. They're record is 1-5, and they are living up to their hyped name.

The Razzies are 5-1, and though last week we took the divisional lead away from Dick of a Unicorn, Dick would be in a position to regain the lead if they win this week. I cannot have that under any circumstances. I should never speak too soon or too gloatingly, but I have a good feeling about the Razzies this week, despite the fact that sorry-ass Laveranues and Derrick will probably combine for a whopping 5 points.