This are the Razzies' rankings in the league going into week 9:

Record: 7-1-0 (W7)
Coach Rating: 94 (1st)
Passing Rank: 11th
Rushing Rank: 3rd
Defense/ST Rank: 1st

Although my receiver corps leaves something to be desired, but note the most important stat: "Coach rating."

I rule the Columbia Ballers league.