Tuesday, April 11, 2006
I swear, I'm not turning into an artfag
This weekend KatieScarlett and BloodyTosser, aka Kate and Camilla, asked me to go out to their studio in Brooklyn and sit for some photographs, or as they say in the biz, "model." This frightened me somewhat, not only because I had to go to Brooklyn and would thus undoubtedly get lost in my usual epic quest for Flatbush Avenue, but also because I was concerned I would be completely inept at striking poses. My only knowledge regarding the technical aspects of modeling comes from watching "America's Next Top Model" religiously, and according to Tyra Banks, modeling is one step away from rocket science in terms of its difficulty. However, the girls made me feel at ease by feeding me copious quantities of gin and juice and taking sexy pictures of me in my lab coat (or, as Kate called it, "RAZZY.org promo shots"). Modeling turned out to be considerably easier than I thought it would be. In particular, modeling for Kate and Camilla was a breeze, since I have ZERO problems with appearing publicly in various states of undress.
Unfortunately, those two crazy girls decided to ditch Nieuw Amsterdam and run off to Kate's impossibly weird yet freakishly charming hometown in William Penn's Forest before they finished post-production on the lab coat pics. Therefore, all I have to show is this considerably more artsy one that they put on their nerve.com photoblog. I'm not complaining, because they made me look hot in all the pictures (including this one), but just so you all know, this pose wasn't my idea:
Neither was the magenta lipstick. I was going to go with my standard Cocksucker Red, but they insisted on Blow-Up Doll Pink, and since they both have graduate degrees in art from an excellent school, I deferred to their expertise. Anyway, Hot Lab Coat (and very, very little else) pics are forthcoming, as soon as the ladies return from the Quaker State.
Unfortunately, those two crazy girls decided to ditch Nieuw Amsterdam and run off to Kate's impossibly weird yet freakishly charming hometown in William Penn's Forest before they finished post-production on the lab coat pics. Therefore, all I have to show is this considerably more artsy one that they put on their nerve.com photoblog. I'm not complaining, because they made me look hot in all the pictures (including this one), but just so you all know, this pose wasn't my idea:
Neither was the magenta lipstick. I was going to go with my standard Cocksucker Red, but they insisted on Blow-Up Doll Pink, and since they both have graduate degrees in art from an excellent school, I deferred to their expertise. Anyway, Hot Lab Coat (and very, very little else) pics are forthcoming, as soon as the ladies return from the Quaker State.
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