Wednesday, May 17, 2006
America's Next Topless Model
Is me! "Professional" (ie: being paid what is apparently a pittance in the economy of nude posing) modeling was fun. Not only because I'm fond of being what my new boyfriend T.I. would call being "bomb-ass nekkid," but also because I got to spend the day drinking beer and hanging out with these foxy ladies:
Yep, that's BloodyTosser, me, and KatieScarlett. This was at the end of the day, so we were all a little on the tipsy side, hence the ridiculous expressions on all our faces (and why I'm still drinking...after this KatieScarlett and I went to Chinatown and killed an inordinate number of Tsingtaos, and probably looked even more ridiculous than this. Too bad we didn't have a camera then).
Before we got drunk in the studio, however, they made me look H-O-T! Here's me looking really girl-next-door, if you happen to live next door to a meth lab in Spanaway, WA:
And here's me channeling my inner Russian whore, Razzy Slutskaya:
Am I a sexy bitch or WHAT?!
Yep, that's BloodyTosser, me, and KatieScarlett. This was at the end of the day, so we were all a little on the tipsy side, hence the ridiculous expressions on all our faces (and why I'm still drinking...after this KatieScarlett and I went to Chinatown and killed an inordinate number of Tsingtaos, and probably looked even more ridiculous than this. Too bad we didn't have a camera then).
Before we got drunk in the studio, however, they made me look H-O-T! Here's me looking really girl-next-door, if you happen to live next door to a meth lab in Spanaway, WA:
And here's me channeling my inner Russian whore, Razzy Slutskaya:
Am I a sexy bitch or WHAT?!
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Oh my. I don't read your blog for two days and look what happens! You look gorgeous, Razzy... I love the last one you posted: it is definitely my favorite... it is the technique that sets K&C apart... it is what they draw from their subjects; although I am sure that in this case, they had very little work to do...
Oh, and on a later post from you: I also had a myspace account: albeit perile at times, it was a gas to have around... then the site was bought by Rupert Murdoch's empire. I canceled my account post haste.
PS: It is anonymous posts like the ones above that make me shudder with contempt at my genfer... although to be frank, they have a point... as lewd as they are...
Oh, and on a later post from you: I also had a myspace account: albeit perile at times, it was a gas to have around... then the site was bought by Rupert Murdoch's empire. I canceled my account post haste.
PS: It is anonymous posts like the ones above that make me shudder with contempt at my genfer... although to be frank, they have a point... as lewd as they are...
How utterly INDECENT! How lewd! How attractive to us with a prurient interest in sex! Rock on, Razzy. Rock fucking on!
# posted by 
: 5/22/2006 4:55 PM
: 5/22/2006 4:55 PM
Hey Razzy, do yourself a favour and come and see me in jolly olde England sometime.
Toodle pip ol' gal.
Toodle pip ol' gal.
Fantastic! If I blow this up to 400% and crop away everything but the cooch, after a qt of Wild Turkey I can actually masturbate to the 3rd one down.
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