Saturday, May 27, 2006
BloodyTosser may be the world's greatest poet
On Kate and Camilla's nerve.com blog, they just posted a photo of another jerker. These whackers (guys who pay them to professionally photograph them jacking off) started off being the bread and butter of their small business, but KatieScarlett said now that they're getting more fashion and gashion (naked pictures of me)-type work, they can get out of the jerker game. I think they're getting rather sick of it.
Anyway, to spice up their most recent money shot with some verse, BloodyTosser wrote some of her famous porn poetry to accompany it. I found her latest masterpiece something I could especially identify with, given my recent run-in with Facial Boy at a downtown Dunkin Donuts:
Take a Load Off
By Camilla AKA BloodyTosser
"Here's mud in your eye".
Said the girl to the guy
After wiping his giz from her occulum.
"I'm not any prude,
But I think it quite rude
That you blind me with your steaming load of cum!"
"I'll swallow your load
Like the horniest of toad
But I ask you, quite simply, to aim it."
Now I can't see a thing
And for Christ it does sting,
And this Visine does nothing to tame it."
I can SOOOO relate. Man, I'm lucky to have such clever bitches for friends!
Anyway, to spice up their most recent money shot with some verse, BloodyTosser wrote some of her famous porn poetry to accompany it. I found her latest masterpiece something I could especially identify with, given my recent run-in with Facial Boy at a downtown Dunkin Donuts:
Take a Load Off
By Camilla AKA BloodyTosser
"Here's mud in your eye".
Said the girl to the guy
After wiping his giz from her occulum.
"I'm not any prude,
But I think it quite rude
That you blind me with your steaming load of cum!"
"I'll swallow your load
Like the horniest of toad
But I ask you, quite simply, to aim it."
Now I can't see a thing
And for Christ it does sting,
And this Visine does nothing to tame it."
I can SOOOO relate. Man, I'm lucky to have such clever bitches for friends!
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I enjoyed the lyrical poesy: thanks. Lately I have been too busy to make the rounds at nerve.com {waste of membership, really} but thanks to yoour bloggie I went over and checked out K&C: up to their usual antics. I love it. Have fun this weekend!
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