Wednesday, June 21, 2006
A big huge birthday shout out
MySpace informs me that in addition to today being the official first day of summer, it is also HotLawyer and Morrissey'sHair's birthdays. They are two of the biggest RAZZY.org fans out there, and have been since I launched this website about a year ago. My closest friends don't read the site with as much enthusiasm as they do (LL Cool Jew claims RAZZY.org is blocked on her office computer, J-Sexy only reads it when I tell her that there is something good on it, MillerTime says that it's too "NC-17" for the clinic she works at, etc.) However, HotLawyer and Morrissey'sHair have been faithfully reading RAZZY.org and sending me feedback and free legal advice for a year now, and since they are both smart, funny guys, I'm flattered that they like my site so much. Plus, it's hot to roll with twins. Therefore, instead of posting a tired "Happy B-Day, dude!" comment on their MySpace pages, I'm giving them both big happy birthday wishes here at RAZZY.org. I hope you guys plan on imbibing massive quantities of alcohol to celebrate, and that you just keep on pimpin' like the hustlas you are. Get drunk, get crunk, and get laid, boys!
And, since they are both unhealthily obsessed with Morrissey, I tracked him down somewhere in the U.K., kidnapped him, forced him to dress as a priest, and sing them happy birthday. Unfortunately I forgot a video camera, so I don't have that on tape, but did I take a picture. Morrissey is not a very cheerful guy, which is why he looks so miserable. Or it might have been due to the fact that I was lashing a whip at his feet and shouting, "Dance! Dance for HotLawyer and Morrissey'sHair, you sad, wretched cur!" So I hope it was worth it, because it was a lot of work. Happy birthday, guys!
And, since they are both unhealthily obsessed with Morrissey, I tracked him down somewhere in the U.K., kidnapped him, forced him to dress as a priest, and sing them happy birthday. Unfortunately I forgot a video camera, so I don't have that on tape, but did I take a picture. Morrissey is not a very cheerful guy, which is why he looks so miserable. Or it might have been due to the fact that I was lashing a whip at his feet and shouting, "Dance! Dance for HotLawyer and Morrissey'sHair, you sad, wretched cur!" So I hope it was worth it, because it was a lot of work. Happy birthday, guys!
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Many thanks, Razzy! You are a font of inspiration for us all, and are quite possibly the funniest (surely the most prurient) scientist in America. Keep the controversies coming, and the punk ass busters running! HollA!!!
# posted by 
: 6/21/2006 1:25 PM
: 6/21/2006 1:25 PM
Yeah, what he said! I can't tell you how cool it is to be singled out the World Wide Web's coolest hotspot. As a daily visitor from Razzy.org's first postings, I feel akin to what I'm sure a proud parent (not including Paula James) must feel when he or she watches a child grow...or in this case, a wise-cracking, whorish, bilious young tot with poor social skills and a ubiquitous middle-finger directed at prudes and Evangelicals everywhere. Keep repping the 253, dropping mad love on Robert Sylvester, and allowing the rest of us to live vicariously through the life of someone with far, far more dedication to boozin' and whorin'.
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