Saturday, September 02, 2006
Razzy dethrones Razzy Bailey
Dear Razzyphiles/Haters/Rejects/Frightening and Disturbed Stalkers,
I know you all shared my deep concern about Razzy Bailey's website being the #1 result in a Google search for "razzy" and lost even more sleep over this than I did. I'm sure that's why you all started flooding Google with demands that this egregious travesty be rectified immediately. Well, I'm pleased to say that your exhaustive grassroots efforts have paid off:
Yes!!!! I've supplanted Razzy Bailey in terms of Google PageRank, thus winning the internet popularity contest in the "Razzy" category. So you can all do as my friend J-Sexy regularly instructs and "chillax." The world is now as it should be.
Skoal, bitches.
Razzy
I know you all shared my deep concern about Razzy Bailey's website being the #1 result in a Google search for "razzy" and lost even more sleep over this than I did. I'm sure that's why you all started flooding Google with demands that this egregious travesty be rectified immediately. Well, I'm pleased to say that your exhaustive grassroots efforts have paid off:
Yes!!!! I've supplanted Razzy Bailey in terms of Google PageRank, thus winning the internet popularity contest in the "Razzy" category. So you can all do as my friend J-Sexy regularly instructs and "chillax." The world is now as it should be.
Skoal, bitches.
Razzy
Labels: internet domination, Razzy Haters
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Yet I can skip over your drivel by searching with "razzy bailey". Seems to be very little additional effort to get to something substantive. Conversely, if I search with "razzy cunt", there you are, right on top as you should be. Things are right with the world.
# posted by 
: 9/02/2006 3:37 PM
: 9/02/2006 3:37 PM
Yet strangely, you seem to read my drivel on the daily, judging by both the number of comments you post and my logs, which tell me that you've visited the site multiple times today, as well as read half my archives.
Furthermore, it indicates that you actually were referred to my site searching for "razzy bailey," as well as the fact that you are from Nashville, where Razzy Bailey lives. Being that you characterize his site as "substantive" and seem personally affronted when I insult him, I surmise that you either ARE Razzy Bailey or one of his BFFs. I think "razzybaileysanallover" would be a more appropriate handle for your next disparaging zinger of a comment.
Furthermore, it indicates that you actually were referred to my site searching for "razzy bailey," as well as the fact that you are from Nashville, where Razzy Bailey lives. Being that you characterize his site as "substantive" and seem personally affronted when I insult him, I surmise that you either ARE Razzy Bailey or one of his BFFs. I think "razzybaileysanallover" would be a more appropriate handle for your next disparaging zinger of a comment.
Listen, you daffy, paranoid hussy, Jommama is an entirely differnt hater than myself. Yes, more than one person hates you.
# posted by : 9/03/2006 2:53 PM
: 9/03/2006 2:53 PM
No shit. Hence my referring to my haters in the plural.
But I'm glad to see that your thesaurus is still treating you well.
But I'm glad to see that your thesaurus is still treating you well.
"Whining", "wining" - you're both assholes for knowing or caring. But Razzy's more of one because she thinks being able to talk like an illiterate, impoverished third-world islander is cool and a skill worth cultivating. Now here's some real dancing:
http://www.break.com/index/gnarlskid.html
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