Sunday, October 22, 2006
Meanwhile, back in the P-N-Dub...
HotLawyer, pay close attention. Here is a seemingly golden opportunity for you to provide vigorous defense counsel to a whole new category of potential criminals, now that Washington state's new anti-bestiality legislation is getting put to good use:
Man could be charged under cruelty law
Prosecutors say a man’s wife caught him having sex with their dog. He might be the first in the state charged under a new animal cruelty law.
KAREN HUCKS;
The News Tribune
Published: October 20th, 2006 01:00 AM
A Spanaway man is the first person in Pierce County – and possible the first in the state – charged under a new section of the state’s animal cruelty law that makes bestiality a felony. Pierce County prosecutors say Michael Patrick McPhail, 26, had sex with his family’s dog Wednesday.
Deputy prosecutor Karen Watson charged the father of two Thursday with one count of first-degree animal cruelty – a crime that could mean up to a year in jail if he’s convicted.
McPhail was arraigned Thursday afternoon in Pierce County Superior Court and a not-guilty plea was entered on his behalf.
Judge Katherine Stolz ordered him held in the Pierce County Jail in lieu of $20,000 bail.
Stolz set trial for Dec. 11.
According to a Pierce County Sheriff’s Department report, McPhail’s wife told investigators that she caught her husband on the back porch about 9:30 p.m. Wednesday having intercourse with their 4-year-old female pit bull terrier.
She took photos of the act, the report says.
The bestiality law, which took effect in June, was prompted by a case near Enumclaw in which a man died after having sex with a horse.
Before the law was enacted, Washington was one of 14 states where bestiality had not been explicitly prohibited.
The totally not-charming burg of Spanaway is just a stone's throw from my hometown of Puyallup, and I have a couple cousins who live there. You may recognize the name from seeing the Pierce County Sheriff's Department bust up numerous Spanawanian meth labs in a seminal series of classic "Cops"/"America's Most Wanted" crossover episodes. It's hardly surprising that back porch pit bull fucking is occurring there, and I'm just relieved that the alleged caniphile isn't related to me somehow.
What I'm really curious about is the guy from Enumclaw (an equally shiteous hellhole), and how exactly he died fucking a horse. Did it kick him or something? Or did he go out like Catherine the Great and get crushed to death mid-coitus? These are the very important details that a relatively crappy paper like the Tacoma News Tribune fails to report. Why would a guy want to bang a horse in the first place? Although I'm unfamiliar with equine genitalia, presumably the nag would have a huge vagina, and I was under the impression that guys typically find that undesirable. Then again, guys typically don't look to other species in kingdom Animalia to get their rocks off, so I suppose that generalizations don't apply in this circumstance.
Anyway, apart from beautiful scenery, verdant evergreen trees, and delicious salmon, the P-N-Dub has something new to brag about: we send people who pork domestic animals to prison! Man, I can't wait for my next trip home to the 253 now that I know its new zero-tolerance policy regarding sex with animals is being rigidly enforced. Finally, I'll get to experience Christmas in a bestiality-free state!
Man could be charged under cruelty law
Prosecutors say a man’s wife caught him having sex with their dog. He might be the first in the state charged under a new animal cruelty law.
KAREN HUCKS;
The News Tribune
Published: October 20th, 2006 01:00 AM
A Spanaway man is the first person in Pierce County – and possible the first in the state – charged under a new section of the state’s animal cruelty law that makes bestiality a felony. Pierce County prosecutors say Michael Patrick McPhail, 26, had sex with his family’s dog Wednesday.
Deputy prosecutor Karen Watson charged the father of two Thursday with one count of first-degree animal cruelty – a crime that could mean up to a year in jail if he’s convicted.
McPhail was arraigned Thursday afternoon in Pierce County Superior Court and a not-guilty plea was entered on his behalf.
Judge Katherine Stolz ordered him held in the Pierce County Jail in lieu of $20,000 bail.
Stolz set trial for Dec. 11.
According to a Pierce County Sheriff’s Department report, McPhail’s wife told investigators that she caught her husband on the back porch about 9:30 p.m. Wednesday having intercourse with their 4-year-old female pit bull terrier.
She took photos of the act, the report says.
The bestiality law, which took effect in June, was prompted by a case near Enumclaw in which a man died after having sex with a horse.
Before the law was enacted, Washington was one of 14 states where bestiality had not been explicitly prohibited.
The totally not-charming burg of Spanaway is just a stone's throw from my hometown of Puyallup, and I have a couple cousins who live there. You may recognize the name from seeing the Pierce County Sheriff's Department bust up numerous Spanawanian meth labs in a seminal series of classic "Cops"/"America's Most Wanted" crossover episodes. It's hardly surprising that back porch pit bull fucking is occurring there, and I'm just relieved that the alleged caniphile isn't related to me somehow.
What I'm really curious about is the guy from Enumclaw (an equally shiteous hellhole), and how exactly he died fucking a horse. Did it kick him or something? Or did he go out like Catherine the Great and get crushed to death mid-coitus? These are the very important details that a relatively crappy paper like the Tacoma News Tribune fails to report. Why would a guy want to bang a horse in the first place? Although I'm unfamiliar with equine genitalia, presumably the nag would have a huge vagina, and I was under the impression that guys typically find that undesirable. Then again, guys typically don't look to other species in kingdom Animalia to get their rocks off, so I suppose that generalizations don't apply in this circumstance.
Anyway, apart from beautiful scenery, verdant evergreen trees, and delicious salmon, the P-N-Dub has something new to brag about: we send people who pork domestic animals to prison! Man, I can't wait for my next trip home to the 253 now that I know its new zero-tolerance policy regarding sex with animals is being rigidly enforced. Finally, I'll get to experience Christmas in a bestiality-free state!
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The creep in Enumclaw did not have sex with a mare (female horse). He died as a result of injuries to his colon caused by having the stallion (male horse) penetrate him.
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