Monday, October 23, 2006
Mo Money, Mo Problems
Dwayne "Lil' Wayne" Carter, like most other Southern rappers, is a hideously ugly man (although he has defied the typical Southern rap custom of also being morbidly obese). Now his heinous countenance looks even worse, as he is bummed out and sad that he may be facing criminal charges over an incident at Morgan State University in Baltimore:
Lil' Wayne, who also answers to the names "Weezy" and "Tha Carter", looks so gloomy because after some retards in his entourage threw money into a crowd of poor college students, said crowd turned on each other and some bitches got injured. I can see why the most exciting moment of the Lil' Wayne concert was throwing money around, because in addition to the fact that acquiring money rules, his new single "Stuntin' Like My Daddy" pales in comparison to his former friend, current rival, and perennial player from the 'Nolia Juvenile's latest record Reality Check (and in particular, the song "Loose Booty"). Since Lil' Wayne's greatest achievement to date (fucking Trina) has nothing to do with his music, he obviously needs to pay off his audience to keep their attention. Well, that strategy has apparently backfired, as the ensuing melee over what were probably a few stray Andrew Jacksons and Alexander Hamiltons (I don't believe that Lil' Wayne was tossing C-notes around) has led authorities to consider pressing charges against him. Good move, Weezy.
*Many thanks to my "most intrepid freelancer" Morrissey'sHair for the tip and the link to the fabulous above portrait of Tha Carter.
*Many thanks to my "most intrepid freelancer" Morrissey'sHair for the tip and the link to the fabulous above portrait of Tha Carter.
Labels: assholes, Dirrty Dirrty, Juvenile, Lil' Wayne, Morrissey'sHair, rap
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