Thursday, November 30, 2006
Go suck a Vilsack
...and so it begins. The 2008 race to the White House is ON! Some guy named Iowa Gov. Tom Vilsack has officially tossed his hat into the ring and popped the cherry of the competition for the Democratic nomination. Upon hearing this story, I immediately thought that I would never elect a President Vilsack. The only thing worse would be if his surname was "Cocksucker", "Dirty Sanchez", or "Butt Pirate."
When I hit the internet for more information about this man from an unfortunately named family, I found some pictures of the 'Sack looking disturbingly Dubya-ish. Note the wild, Old Yeller-once-he-got-the-hydrophobia look in his eyes combined with the sagging slack jaw, and the "now, folks, it's awright" downward air-patting public speaking technique. He's like a cornered animal, and not someone who should keep the cardkey to the football that controls our nukes. See for yourself:
Seriously, 'Sack, do you actually expect to be elected when you look like the bastard child of Dennis Kucinich and Dr. Sean McNamara from "Nip/Tuck" AND your name sounds like profanity AND you remind us of the most absurd and unpleasant mannerisms of our current Commander-in-Chief? Give it up right now, Vilsack, and give the Iowa taxpayers their money's worth, instead of being inspiration for LOTS of juvenile "Saturday Night Live" sketches in your futile quest to become leader of the sort-of free world.
When I hit the internet for more information about this man from an unfortunately named family, I found some pictures of the 'Sack looking disturbingly Dubya-ish. Note the wild, Old Yeller-once-he-got-the-hydrophobia look in his eyes combined with the sagging slack jaw, and the "now, folks, it's awright" downward air-patting public speaking technique. He's like a cornered animal, and not someone who should keep the cardkey to the football that controls our nukes. See for yourself:
Seriously, 'Sack, do you actually expect to be elected when you look like the bastard child of Dennis Kucinich and Dr. Sean McNamara from "Nip/Tuck" AND your name sounds like profanity AND you remind us of the most absurd and unpleasant mannerisms of our current Commander-in-Chief? Give it up right now, Vilsack, and give the Iowa taxpayers their money's worth, instead of being inspiration for LOTS of juvenile "Saturday Night Live" sketches in your futile quest to become leader of the sort-of free world.
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: 12/04/2006 8:02 AM
Sadly Razzy, although I'm a big swinging-dick Democrat, if we can't come up with someone better than Hill Clinton, the Republicans will win with the Philly Freek as a candidate. She's smart, she's callow, and perhaps most of all she ain't sexy.
Go suck a Vilsack??? Funny thing is I knew a guy named Rusty Tromboni. True story. And while where on the subject sexual innuedo veiled in double-entendres, who ever heard of a nice piece of elephant?
Democrats rule! Unless it's Hillary.
More politics. Leave these rap haters in your dust, girl.
Stunter!
Go suck a Vilsack??? Funny thing is I knew a guy named Rusty Tromboni. True story. And while where on the subject sexual innuedo veiled in double-entendres, who ever heard of a nice piece of elephant?
Democrats rule! Unless it's Hillary.
More politics. Leave these rap haters in your dust, girl.
Stunter!
Stuntin-Six, if you are who I think you are, then you've had yourself a nice piece of elephant, many times, in motels, in Tacoma, in random abandoned office buildings...
ME!
Okay, well I'm not really a Republican since they've eschewed the whole "small government" thing they used to be into and are now into psychotic fundamentalist Christianity/incompetent warmongering, but you get the picture. And don't worry, I have some shit to say about Mary Cheney and her lesbian life partner's impending baby, so the more politics request is one I can definitely fulfill.
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ME!
Okay, well I'm not really a Republican since they've eschewed the whole "small government" thing they used to be into and are now into psychotic fundamentalist Christianity/incompetent warmongering, but you get the picture. And don't worry, I have some shit to say about Mary Cheney and her lesbian life partner's impending baby, so the more politics request is one I can definitely fulfill.
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