Wednesday, November 22, 2006
I'm gonna tap...your...PHONES
My friend Neo sent me this today. She must have known that I needed something to cheer me up from the grim prospect of spending the day cleaning my shitshow of an apartment in preparation for my holiday guests tomorrow. So enjoy watching Bush screw the country:
To be honest, this is a pretty good idea. It's certainly better and funnier than my Michael Badnarik roleplaying fantasy, where the guy pretends to be a libertarian and shouts things like "Small government! Laissez-faire capitalism! Lower taxes! Legalized drugs! Deregulate the energy industry! Skydiving! Guns!" Instead, the next time I coax some willing honey into my boudoir I'm going to encourage him to do his best Dubya impersonation and inform me that "I'm gonna jeopardate Social Security" while he's drilling me. H-O-T.
To be honest, this is a pretty good idea. It's certainly better and funnier than my Michael Badnarik roleplaying fantasy, where the guy pretends to be a libertarian and shouts things like "Small government! Laissez-faire capitalism! Lower taxes! Legalized drugs! Deregulate the energy industry! Skydiving! Guns!" Instead, the next time I coax some willing honey into my boudoir I'm going to encourage him to do his best Dubya impersonation and inform me that "I'm gonna jeopardate Social Security" while he's drilling me. H-O-T.
Labels: perversion, politics, sex
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