Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Razzy: Pissing off officious Smith bitches since 1996
Last year, I wrote a post called "Fuck You, Smith Alumnae Fund" that actually started off being about Caesar's veterinary drama and ended up being a rant about the Smith Alumnae Quarterly cluttering up my mailbox with shameless attempts to solicit donations poorly disguised as boring feature pieces about various aspects of college life. I highlighted the profile of these two bitches Tej and Katie, who had a suite at Haven-Wesley with a balcony (!!!), and made fun of them.
Well, it seems that one of their friends got tired of staging rallies to free Mumia, shut down the World Bank, end the practice of female circumcision, or whatever the hell Smith girls are getting righteously outraged about these days, decided to surf the net seeking useless bullshit, and found this post. Said friend then forwarded it to Tej, who sent me some angry correspondence filled with weak insults and vague warnings of possible retribution. Seemingly Tej did not dig through my June 2006 archives to find out what I do to people who demand that I censor anything on my website because they don't like it. Remember Paula James? She was this single mother whose teenaged son found my blog in his unsupervised internet wanderings on MySpace, disapproved of the content, and then accused me of "harming children", started an online petition, and claimed to have retained counsel to sue me into oblivion for obscenity and slander. If Tej had read any of that, she would have probably thought twice about e-mailing me, because she would know that when I get e-mail like this, I immediately post it on my blog and have fun at the author's expense. Observe, bitch:
To: Razzy (razzy@razzy.org)
From: Tejratan Bindra (tbindra@email.smith.edu)
Subject: Fucked Up
A friend of mine sent me the link to your hateful and dreadful blog. You have no right to say the shit that you did about us especially since your a has-been from the Smith College campus. You need to grow up and not bitch people out without knowing them at all, and I can't believe that I'm writing this email to a 28 YEAR OLD! If you knew anything about us, which you clearly don't, we hated doing this more than you hated reading about it. We were coerced into doing this and it's not like we were able to have any control over the article or the pictures. You need to seriously take some zoloft and get over yourself. Oh and just for your information, that's not Second Sex I'm reading there...oh, and it's pretty retarded of you to think that we just hang out like that, rather than obviously thinking that it's a staged photo shoot.
WOW. GET A LIFE AND REMOVE OUR NAMES FROM YOUR DUMBASS BLOG...clearly you don't want anything to do with me and I'd rather have less to do with you.
Assfuck.
Yes, Tej, this is an excellent way to get someone like me to acquiesce to your demands: think up some lame insults, tell me to get a life, and call my blog hateful. Wait, not just hateful, but hateful AND dreadful. It was bad enough that the Smith Alumnae Association "coerced" them (with a deft combination of Inquisition-era torture tactics and false promises of getting them sweet jobs using the oh-so-powerful alumnae network, no doubt) to do a fluff feature piece on them for the Quarterly, but now I've gone and made fun of them too! That is simply not acceptable. Therefore, Tej took it upon herself to not only demonstrate to me that she is one of the legions unable to properly distinguish the possessive "your" from the contraction "you're" ("your a has-been from the Smith College campus"), but comes up with some stinging invective, like "you need to seriously take some zoloft." Ouch! I can only retort that I do not need zoloft to combat depression when I get plenty of happiness and amusement from making fun of idiots like Tej. The thing is, I do actually have the right to say (or more accurately, write) the shit I did. There is this document, which, despite being quite old, is still relevant, and it is called "The Bill of Rights." Item number one on that document, or the First Amendment to the United States Constitution as it's known, says that I do, in fact, have the right to say any type of shit. So Tej can kiss my gorgeous round ass.
Apparently this e-mail alone was not enough for Tej to get this off her chest. Before I even saw her first e-mail, she decided to send another one that was slightly more polite. By "polite," I mean in between continuing to exhort me to get a life and making some sly jabs about my age "destroying my soul," she uses "please" and "thank you." That's the kind of well-mannered, decent Smith lady who has earned her pearls and penny loafers. Nancy Reagan and Barbara Bush are glowing with pride somewhere about the quality of woman that their alma mater can produce.
To: Razzy (razzy@razzy.org)
From: Tejratan Bindra (tbindra@email.smith.edu)
Subject: By the way...
I can't get over this, so I need to continue to bitch you out. First of all, way to misspell one of our names when it's right in front of your fucking face. Also, is life so miserable that you have the time to not only write this bullshit, but attach pictures and all that shit. You need to get a life! I know being 28 maybe destroying your soul, but really it's the prime of your life, why are you wasting away on 3 or 4 blogs?! Seriously though, please remove us from your blog...if you don't, I won't stop harassing you...I have a temper, I'm not going to lie.
Thank you.
Uh oh, Tej can't get over this and she's not going to stop harassing me. Since Tej is obviously so upset about this and plans on pursuing this beef indefinitely, it seems I'm not the only one who needs to get a life. I smell some baseless threats about litigation for slander coming my way! The only thing I'm slightly ashamed of is that I apparently spelled one of their names wrong, which is embarrassing because I take fact-checking VERY seriously here at RAZZY.org, except by "fact-checking" I actually mean drinking scotch, fucking swarthy rogues, and watching "Beverly Hills, 90210." Somehow I managed to overcome my extreme trepidation regarding what might happen if Tej really loses her legendary temper, and wrote her back:
To: Tejratan Bindra (tbindra@email.smith.edu)
From: Razzy (razzy@razzy.org)
Subject: Re: By the way...
You won't stop harassing me? Oh no!!! I might have to read more lame e-mail from you that I think implies I'm old and makes vague threats about how I should be concerned about your temper! That would be truly a fate worse than death. I mean, you might do something REALLY crazy like have a candlelight vigil or a panel discussion about it with your friends! I bet you could get the Noteables or some other shiteous acapella group to perform and you could all march around the Quad demanding justice. Of course, it would be totally useless, but back in my Smith days, it sure seemed to make lots of self-righteous bitches feel better about themselves.
I'm not removing a goddamned thing from my blog. I had totally forgotten about this
entry since it was almost a year old, and what I wrote about you was mainly to make two points:
1. Most Smith girls are fucking idiots, which you have just underscored with these e-mails in which you call me an assfuck and tell me to get a life, then expect me to actually accomodate your request and remove your and your partner in boobmashing's names from my blog. It's those kind of negotiating skills that will take you far once you graduate and go work for the Human Rights Campaign or whatever the hell you're going to do.
2. The Alumnae Quarterly is a terrible publication that writes lame stories such as the feature piece about your fortunes in the housing lottery, which does not inspire me to give a goddamn thing to Smith College except some bad press on my website.
Maybe they didn't cover this in whatever gender politics classes you've taken, but there's this thing called freedom of fucking speech, which entitles me to say whatever the hell I fucking please on my blog or anywhere else. In fact, it also entitles me to post your e-mails, which I am certain that I will do. Sex, beer, and football are the only things that I enjoy more than fucking with stupid Smith girls. However, I will make sure I spell your name right in the new entry.
Eat me, you dumb cunt.
Razzy
I can't wait until Tej drafts her online petition! Good times.
Well, it seems that one of their friends got tired of staging rallies to free Mumia, shut down the World Bank, end the practice of female circumcision, or whatever the hell Smith girls are getting righteously outraged about these days, decided to surf the net seeking useless bullshit, and found this post. Said friend then forwarded it to Tej, who sent me some angry correspondence filled with weak insults and vague warnings of possible retribution. Seemingly Tej did not dig through my June 2006 archives to find out what I do to people who demand that I censor anything on my website because they don't like it. Remember Paula James? She was this single mother whose teenaged son found my blog in his unsupervised internet wanderings on MySpace, disapproved of the content, and then accused me of "harming children", started an online petition, and claimed to have retained counsel to sue me into oblivion for obscenity and slander. If Tej had read any of that, she would have probably thought twice about e-mailing me, because she would know that when I get e-mail like this, I immediately post it on my blog and have fun at the author's expense. Observe, bitch:
To: Razzy (razzy@razzy.org)
From: Tejratan Bindra (tbindra@email.smith.edu)
Subject: Fucked Up
A friend of mine sent me the link to your hateful and dreadful blog. You have no right to say the shit that you did about us especially since your a has-been from the Smith College campus. You need to grow up and not bitch people out without knowing them at all, and I can't believe that I'm writing this email to a 28 YEAR OLD! If you knew anything about us, which you clearly don't, we hated doing this more than you hated reading about it. We were coerced into doing this and it's not like we were able to have any control over the article or the pictures. You need to seriously take some zoloft and get over yourself. Oh and just for your information, that's not Second Sex I'm reading there...oh, and it's pretty retarded of you to think that we just hang out like that, rather than obviously thinking that it's a staged photo shoot.
WOW. GET A LIFE AND REMOVE OUR NAMES FROM YOUR DUMBASS BLOG...clearly you don't want anything to do with me and I'd rather have less to do with you.
Assfuck.
Yes, Tej, this is an excellent way to get someone like me to acquiesce to your demands: think up some lame insults, tell me to get a life, and call my blog hateful. Wait, not just hateful, but hateful AND dreadful. It was bad enough that the Smith Alumnae Association "coerced" them (with a deft combination of Inquisition-era torture tactics and false promises of getting them sweet jobs using the oh-so-powerful alumnae network, no doubt) to do a fluff feature piece on them for the Quarterly, but now I've gone and made fun of them too! That is simply not acceptable. Therefore, Tej took it upon herself to not only demonstrate to me that she is one of the legions unable to properly distinguish the possessive "your" from the contraction "you're" ("your a has-been from the Smith College campus"), but comes up with some stinging invective, like "you need to seriously take some zoloft." Ouch! I can only retort that I do not need zoloft to combat depression when I get plenty of happiness and amusement from making fun of idiots like Tej. The thing is, I do actually have the right to say (or more accurately, write) the shit I did. There is this document, which, despite being quite old, is still relevant, and it is called "The Bill of Rights." Item number one on that document, or the First Amendment to the United States Constitution as it's known, says that I do, in fact, have the right to say any type of shit. So Tej can kiss my gorgeous round ass.
Apparently this e-mail alone was not enough for Tej to get this off her chest. Before I even saw her first e-mail, she decided to send another one that was slightly more polite. By "polite," I mean in between continuing to exhort me to get a life and making some sly jabs about my age "destroying my soul," she uses "please" and "thank you." That's the kind of well-mannered, decent Smith lady who has earned her pearls and penny loafers. Nancy Reagan and Barbara Bush are glowing with pride somewhere about the quality of woman that their alma mater can produce.
To: Razzy (razzy@razzy.org)
From: Tejratan Bindra (tbindra@email.smith.edu)
Subject: By the way...
I can't get over this, so I need to continue to bitch you out. First of all, way to misspell one of our names when it's right in front of your fucking face. Also, is life so miserable that you have the time to not only write this bullshit, but attach pictures and all that shit. You need to get a life! I know being 28 maybe destroying your soul, but really it's the prime of your life, why are you wasting away on 3 or 4 blogs?! Seriously though, please remove us from your blog...if you don't, I won't stop harassing you...I have a temper, I'm not going to lie.
Thank you.
Uh oh, Tej can't get over this and she's not going to stop harassing me. Since Tej is obviously so upset about this and plans on pursuing this beef indefinitely, it seems I'm not the only one who needs to get a life. I smell some baseless threats about litigation for slander coming my way! The only thing I'm slightly ashamed of is that I apparently spelled one of their names wrong, which is embarrassing because I take fact-checking VERY seriously here at RAZZY.org, except by "fact-checking" I actually mean drinking scotch, fucking swarthy rogues, and watching "Beverly Hills, 90210." Somehow I managed to overcome my extreme trepidation regarding what might happen if Tej really loses her legendary temper, and wrote her back:
To: Tejratan Bindra (tbindra@email.smith.edu)
From: Razzy (razzy@razzy.org)
Subject: Re: By the way...
You won't stop harassing me? Oh no!!! I might have to read more lame e-mail from you that I think implies I'm old and makes vague threats about how I should be concerned about your temper! That would be truly a fate worse than death. I mean, you might do something REALLY crazy like have a candlelight vigil or a panel discussion about it with your friends! I bet you could get the Noteables or some other shiteous acapella group to perform and you could all march around the Quad demanding justice. Of course, it would be totally useless, but back in my Smith days, it sure seemed to make lots of self-righteous bitches feel better about themselves.
I'm not removing a goddamned thing from my blog. I had totally forgotten about this
entry since it was almost a year old, and what I wrote about you was mainly to make two points:
1. Most Smith girls are fucking idiots, which you have just underscored with these e-mails in which you call me an assfuck and tell me to get a life, then expect me to actually accomodate your request and remove your and your partner in boobmashing's names from my blog. It's those kind of negotiating skills that will take you far once you graduate and go work for the Human Rights Campaign or whatever the hell you're going to do.
2. The Alumnae Quarterly is a terrible publication that writes lame stories such as the feature piece about your fortunes in the housing lottery, which does not inspire me to give a goddamn thing to Smith College except some bad press on my website.
Maybe they didn't cover this in whatever gender politics classes you've taken, but there's this thing called freedom of fucking speech, which entitles me to say whatever the hell I fucking please on my blog or anywhere else. In fact, it also entitles me to post your e-mails, which I am certain that I will do. Sex, beer, and football are the only things that I enjoy more than fucking with stupid Smith girls. However, I will make sure I spell your name right in the new entry.
Eat me, you dumb cunt.
Razzy
I can't wait until Tej drafts her online petition! Good times.
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Razzy, you are the master-retorter, but ca'mon! Picking on grammar and spelling mistakes as a main point is just petty. Otherwise, I'd say their panties are in such a twist, they've likely gone “commando” from their lack of coping ability.
# posted by 
: 11/30/2006 2:41 AM
: 11/30/2006 2:41 AM
Oh my god. This is why I was always pissed off at other Smithies when I was there. All that processing in the classroom and self-righteous indignation because of perceived injustice really got to me. You're right, I'm sure they're going to start a petition or a teach-in, or even better, a performance art piece about how oppressive you are.
# posted by : 11/30/2006 10:15 AM
: 11/30/2006 10:15 AM
You obviously don't know Tej, because she is a great cool person and not at all the way you have painted her as. You don't have the right to just make things up about her for no reason except that you are a bad person. I hope you rot in hell.
# posted by : 11/30/2006 11:33 AM
: 11/30/2006 11:33 AM
Anonymous,
Razzy is simply putting a self-righteous bitch in her place. I would think those of you so enlightened as to attend a femme factory like Smith would be able to stand the heat a bit more, but alas, you and yours keep taking the bait. The obvious irony here is that Tej zapped off two or three scathing emails to Razzy, accusing her of all sorts of indignities. So, quit your crying, eat a dick, and once for all: GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Happy Holidays.
Razzy is simply putting a self-righteous bitch in her place. I would think those of you so enlightened as to attend a femme factory like Smith would be able to stand the heat a bit more, but alas, you and yours keep taking the bait. The obvious irony here is that Tej zapped off two or three scathing emails to Razzy, accusing her of all sorts of indignities. So, quit your crying, eat a dick, and once for all: GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Happy Holidays.
# posted by : 11/30/2006 2:51 PM
: 11/30/2006 2:51 PM
Wow... you are one white girl that does well with blending into the white background (considering that your ass is so fucking pasty and white, I am sure even 50 cent threw some change at you so you could move out his fuckín way). What the fuck? Did your mama leave your daddy for an indian man? or an indian woman? Get off her shit, just cuz her "dumb cunt" smells good, doesn't mean you gotta roll on her like that...
how about showering and using some antibiotic? I heard that kills STD infections that might make stupid you enough to mess with a woman of color.
But again, at least we know who and where Tej is...she'll put her face and her real name on her words. You? You hide behind your white hood (literally and figuratively).
That's why you love licking the colored man's dick, because he won't be scared to walk around his or your hood with you (all the while making fun of you to your face) unlike your brothers (tell me, does he leave some collagen underneath your pillow or it is a neural tube defect?)
Also don't hate cuz Tej is prettier than you... give yourself sometime, eventually pasty white down syndromy women will come into style.
Take her fuckin' name off NOW, Rasputin.
how about showering and using some antibiotic? I heard that kills STD infections that might make stupid you enough to mess with a woman of color.
But again, at least we know who and where Tej is...she'll put her face and her real name on her words. You? You hide behind your white hood (literally and figuratively).
That's why you love licking the colored man's dick, because he won't be scared to walk around his or your hood with you (all the while making fun of you to your face) unlike your brothers (tell me, does he leave some collagen underneath your pillow or it is a neural tube defect?)
Also don't hate cuz Tej is prettier than you... give yourself sometime, eventually pasty white down syndromy women will come into style.
Take her fuckin' name off NOW, Rasputin.
# posted by : 11/30/2006 7:54 PM
: 11/30/2006 7:54 PM
Raz. Your immense gratification from pissing off other people rivals only my own. Not that you don't have your own access to westlaw, nexis, etc., but I would gladly supply as much personal information about these bitches as possible. I love this shit.
# posted by : 11/30/2006 8:39 PM
: 11/30/2006 8:39 PM
In your original post you fabricated an identity and assigned it to innocent people you do not know. Throughout your original post you perpetuated this fabrication without any consideration toward the actual people subject to your rants.
A simple apology toward Tej (including the removal of her name and image from your blog) would have been acceptable for most of us. It sucks your experience at Smith was so bad, why must you alienate two people because of that?
Your unrelenting aggression towards a couple of innocent kids seems to contradict your basic morals.
A simple apology toward Tej (including the removal of her name and image from your blog) would have been acceptable for most of us. It sucks your experience at Smith was so bad, why must you alienate two people because of that?
Your unrelenting aggression towards a couple of innocent kids seems to contradict your basic morals.
# posted by : 11/30/2006 10:34 PM
: 11/30/2006 10:34 PM
See? White people are crazy, they running even when they own mouth be chasing 'em.
# posted by : 11/30/2006 10:37 PM
: 11/30/2006 10:37 PM
First off, to the person (most likely named Tej or her roommate) who posted my home address, phone number, and PI's name in a comment may have thought they were going to really stick it to me with their Google skills, but they didn't count on one thing: the garbage can icon I get as blog administrator next to comment posts. I don't usually delete comments, but in this case I want to make sure my legions of stalkers work for it by mining the internet for my personal information themselves. Also, I don't think that my PI's name has anything to do with this, so it's gone.
Second, bit. e. urnutz, are you actually so fucking dumb as to think I was making fun of Tej for being Indian? Show me where I said a single word about Tej's ethnicity, positive, negative, or otherwise. I'm making fun of Tej because she's a stupid Smith girl who sent me some stupid e-mails. She could be black, Hispanic, Asian, Pacific Islander, Indian, or white as the driven fucking snow, and I would make fun of her regardless. So quit trying to convince everyone that I'm a huge racist, because it only serves to showcase your piss-poor reading comprehension skills.
Finally, I don't have access to Lexis-Nexis or Westlaw, and since I doubt I can find anything juicy about Tej in PNAS or Nature Immunology, go on with your bad self, Anonymous, if you so choose.
Second, bit. e. urnutz, are you actually so fucking dumb as to think I was making fun of Tej for being Indian? Show me where I said a single word about Tej's ethnicity, positive, negative, or otherwise. I'm making fun of Tej because she's a stupid Smith girl who sent me some stupid e-mails. She could be black, Hispanic, Asian, Pacific Islander, Indian, or white as the driven fucking snow, and I would make fun of her regardless. So quit trying to convince everyone that I'm a huge racist, because it only serves to showcase your piss-poor reading comprehension skills.
Finally, I don't have access to Lexis-Nexis or Westlaw, and since I doubt I can find anything juicy about Tej in PNAS or Nature Immunology, go on with your bad self, Anonymous, if you so choose.
Oh, and one other thing, bit. e. urnutz. Your remark concerning the pleasant fragrance of Tej's "dumb cunt" and continual harping on the strong-women-of-color theme is making me suspicious that you are Tej's girlfriend. Am I right?
Who called you racist? I just called your ass a stupid pasty down symdromy white girl who has rkelly posted all over the place, with fifty cent on her arm, who seems to have an STD that makes her stupid enough to mess with a woman of color.
Aside from the fact that your whole website REEKS of racist over and undertones, I never called you a racist, just a stupid white girl who loves to sing "Uh, me so horny." and would probably kill to be a backup head dancer for Luke.
Racist? Please child, you ain't the pot calling the kettle black, you the fryin' pan that stands up to witness.
Harlem World... meet da Brick City... I live right around the corner, wanna meet up? I could make you my bitch.
Aside from the fact that your whole website REEKS of racist over and undertones, I never called you a racist, just a stupid white girl who loves to sing "Uh, me so horny." and would probably kill to be a backup head dancer for Luke.
Racist? Please child, you ain't the pot calling the kettle black, you the fryin' pan that stands up to witness.
Harlem World... meet da Brick City... I live right around the corner, wanna meet up? I could make you my bitch.
# posted by : 11/30/2006 11:18 PM
: 11/30/2006 11:18 PM
Michael Richards' behavior last week reminded us about the First Amendment/"the freedom of speech"; with freedom comes responsibility.
from your earlier post:
"The thing is, I do actually have the right to say (or more accurately, write) the shit I did. There is this document, which, despite being quite old, is still relevant, and it is called "The Bill of Rights." Item number one on that document, or the First Amendment to the United States Constitution as it's known, says that I do, in fact, have the right to say any type of shit."
Please think about this and recognize you have hurt people whoi have never brought harm or ill-will upon you.
from your earlier post:
"The thing is, I do actually have the right to say (or more accurately, write) the shit I did. There is this document, which, despite being quite old, is still relevant, and it is called "The Bill of Rights." Item number one on that document, or the First Amendment to the United States Constitution as it's known, says that I do, in fact, have the right to say any type of shit."
Please think about this and recognize you have hurt people whoi have never brought harm or ill-will upon you.
# posted by : 11/30/2006 11:19 PM
: 11/30/2006 11:19 PM
Please ignore the "i" attached to "who"-I know how much you hate people who misspell and use improper grammer (sorry, I am not perfect).
# posted by : 11/30/2006 11:24 PM
: 11/30/2006 11:24 PM
Well, Bit E. Urnutz, I interpreted that "white hood" reference where you insinuated that I'm a member of the Klan as an implication of my racism. Fortunately, I'm only guilty of racist over and undertones...whew. I guess that my fondness for R. Kelly and 50 Cent and accounts about the funny stuff my neighbors say means I'm only subtly racist and possibly a snitch, or more accurately, "the fryin' pan that stands up to witness." Sorry I missed your point; I stand corrected.
Don't worry, Rasputin. I understand that blogging and interneting may never properly convey sentiments that one may wish to communicate to reach a higher level of understanding. My offer still stands: There's this great hungarian cafe on amsterdam or I saw your number up on the blog before? I could whisper some really offensive things to make you hot. Either way, I would love to make you my bitch...
You speak so hard and thuggish that it makes me hot. I feel like you and I flow like yin and yang. Like I could beat you up and you would take it.
What did Matthew say: "the freedom of speech"; with freedom comes responsibility.
You down to take responsibility?
You speak so hard and thuggish that it makes me hot. I feel like you and I flow like yin and yang. Like I could beat you up and you would take it.
What did Matthew say: "the freedom of speech"; with freedom comes responsibility.
You down to take responsibility?
# posted by : 12/01/2006 12:35 AM
: 12/01/2006 12:35 AM
Oh, wow, you were really just trying to get laid? Well, are you cute?
Even if you are, if your strategy involves Hungarian food, then it will fail. I hate beets.
Even if you are, if your strategy involves Hungarian food, then it will fail. I hate beets.
I knew I could make you my bitch. The only beats you would be eating is the one fed to you by my fist.
Yeah, I was trying to get laid! I was tryin' to lay you out, you dumbass bitch.
You fake ass Angie Matin-ez. And for the record: I don't get with fake ass cracked out I'm old ass Beth from the real world whores like yourself.
Imma give it to you Harlem World/NuJeru Style:
if you ain't ever been to the ghetto, don't ever come to the ghetto... so STAY THE FUCK OUT.
Yeah, I was trying to get laid! I was tryin' to lay you out, you dumbass bitch.
You fake ass Angie Matin-ez. And for the record: I don't get with fake ass cracked out I'm old ass Beth from the real world whores like yourself.
Imma give it to you Harlem World/NuJeru Style:
if you ain't ever been to the ghetto, don't ever come to the ghetto... so STAY THE FUCK OUT.
# posted by : 12/01/2006 1:20 AM
: 12/01/2006 1:20 AM
Bit o Nutz or whatever:
Your ramblings have all the sincerity of a Spike Lee "joint." And your tough, prison-dikeesque quotes shiver my timbers!! You're a stupid fucking cow, but you're also a laugh factory. Keep up the good work, "homey!" Keep rockin' that face full of tattooed tears! Buster.
Your ramblings have all the sincerity of a Spike Lee "joint." And your tough, prison-dikeesque quotes shiver my timbers!! You're a stupid fucking cow, but you're also a laugh factory. Keep up the good work, "homey!" Keep rockin' that face full of tattooed tears! Buster.
# posted by : 12/01/2006 12:12 PM
: 12/01/2006 12:12 PM
NotaLawyer,
You wanna meet up too? I could always use some more bitches. Since your "Queen Bee" got ousted by the japanese wasp, she probably doesn't have any endurance.
I could hold a harem down tight and smack you while doing it.
You wanna meet up too? I could always use some more bitches. Since your "Queen Bee" got ousted by the japanese wasp, she probably doesn't have any endurance.
I could hold a harem down tight and smack you while doing it.
# posted by : 12/01/2006 12:29 PM
: 12/01/2006 12:29 PM
a few days ago, a friend of mine was lamenting that most american humor today is based on pure shock and humiliation. it's so common, in fact, that it's boring and cliche. the existence of your website and blog are perfect examples of this.
you may be a semi-celebrity in the little harlem world in your head (which makes you a perfect contender for reality TV), but pissing off moms, college kids online and alma maters hardly qualifies as 'conflict.' the fact that you boast about it means that it props up your self-esteem somehow. maybe your friends find it entertaining. or maybe your life is so cozy and undramatic that--in order to prevent it from looking like an episode of 'felicity'--you fabricate conflicts by instigating others and then have something to laugh about with your friends over beer. who knows?
you denounce supposedly self-righteous smith girls, yet persistently use the most self-righteous, narcissistic language i've ever seen/heard anyone use to admire one's self. and yet, i can't figure out what you consider so remarkable about yourself. that you drink beer, swear, like to be naked, and are unfraid to diss people? yawn. are you trying to overcompensate for a lifetime of attending elite schools (you know, where you got high on your pristine grammar)? are we supposed to swoon over the fact that you're an ivy-league grad student and yet 'open minded' enough to be down with lil kim and curse like a trucker? (wow, how empowering! how different! wow!) you're trying to be the badass marilyn manson of prose (like you, pasty and has poor style). sorry to shatter your sense of specialness, but we've seen it before, and we'll see it again. it is neither shocking nor entertaining. on the other hand, it must be nice to have so much time to devote to an online shrine to yourself and microbes and worshipping fitty cent (who would no doubt laugh in your face if he ever met you). so, go ahead, continue your self-obsessed, reactionary rants against moms, smith kids you don't like, and strangers in cyberspace: consider yourself lucky that you do not have bigger battles to wage.
and listen to e. urnutz and stay the hell out of the ghetto...
you may be a semi-celebrity in the little harlem world in your head (which makes you a perfect contender for reality TV), but pissing off moms, college kids online and alma maters hardly qualifies as 'conflict.' the fact that you boast about it means that it props up your self-esteem somehow. maybe your friends find it entertaining. or maybe your life is so cozy and undramatic that--in order to prevent it from looking like an episode of 'felicity'--you fabricate conflicts by instigating others and then have something to laugh about with your friends over beer. who knows?
you denounce supposedly self-righteous smith girls, yet persistently use the most self-righteous, narcissistic language i've ever seen/heard anyone use to admire one's self. and yet, i can't figure out what you consider so remarkable about yourself. that you drink beer, swear, like to be naked, and are unfraid to diss people? yawn. are you trying to overcompensate for a lifetime of attending elite schools (you know, where you got high on your pristine grammar)? are we supposed to swoon over the fact that you're an ivy-league grad student and yet 'open minded' enough to be down with lil kim and curse like a trucker? (wow, how empowering! how different! wow!) you're trying to be the badass marilyn manson of prose (like you, pasty and has poor style). sorry to shatter your sense of specialness, but we've seen it before, and we'll see it again. it is neither shocking nor entertaining. on the other hand, it must be nice to have so much time to devote to an online shrine to yourself and microbes and worshipping fitty cent (who would no doubt laugh in your face if he ever met you). so, go ahead, continue your self-obsessed, reactionary rants against moms, smith kids you don't like, and strangers in cyberspace: consider yourself lucky that you do not have bigger battles to wage.
and listen to e. urnutz and stay the hell out of the ghetto...
# posted by : 12/01/2006 1:48 PM
: 12/01/2006 1:48 PM
[Your ramblings have all the sincerity of a Spike Lee "joint."]
--funny, isn't it, that the same people who are amused by (in this case, mocking) the grammatical imperfections of non-white people probably have no problem moving into ghetto neighborhoods (where spike lee films are set) and, once there, spreading a plague of starbucks, condos, high rent, fashion boutiques etc., that price out the people with bad grammar? yeah, funny.
--funny, isn't it, that the same people who are amused by (in this case, mocking) the grammatical imperfections of non-white people probably have no problem moving into ghetto neighborhoods (where spike lee films are set) and, once there, spreading a plague of starbucks, condos, high rent, fashion boutiques etc., that price out the people with bad grammar? yeah, funny.
# posted by : 12/01/2006 2:06 PM
: 12/01/2006 2:06 PM
Anonymous,
I happen to be "non-white," so your critique of me is hilarious. YOU assume that in mocking those with poor grammar and the uncanny ability to misspell the simplest of words, I am taking a swipe at "non-whites." Sounds as if you're the one with issues regarding race. I just like to skewer dumb fucking hicks like yourself that "Make Me Wanna Holla'" If you get that reference, then I promise to forward you next month's copy of Ivory Tower Ghetto Pass. Go away. You stink.
I happen to be "non-white," so your critique of me is hilarious. YOU assume that in mocking those with poor grammar and the uncanny ability to misspell the simplest of words, I am taking a swipe at "non-whites." Sounds as if you're the one with issues regarding race. I just like to skewer dumb fucking hicks like yourself that "Make Me Wanna Holla'" If you get that reference, then I promise to forward you next month's copy of Ivory Tower Ghetto Pass. Go away. You stink.
# posted by : 12/01/2006 3:04 PM
: 12/01/2006 3:04 PM
Clearly, Tej has recruited an army of Smithies to come out from the woodwork and defend her honor. While I suppose we should all be happy that this fued has inspired said Smithies to momentarily set aside their turbo-charged Rabbits and do something with their time other than masturbate to their own sense of collective self-pity, things are getting out of hand. The torrent of anger gushing from these bulls is getting tiresome. In fact, if I didn't live on the West Coast, I'd assume the role of the proverbial Dutch Boy and stick a finger in these dykes. Starting with Biternuts, or whatever the fuck she's calling herself. But alas, I can't meet up with her, or anyone else for that matter, in Newjeru or Harlem. Still, if Tupac was correct in believing that there's heaven for a G, I'll reserve a spot on my dance card for Biternuts there. Until then, she can blow me.
# posted by : 12/01/2006 3:58 PM
: 12/01/2006 3:58 PM
Sorry to all those people who have instructed me to stay out of the ghetto, because I've been living in it for over a year, and my presence there has yet to stimulate a boom in Starbucks franchises or high-end boutiques.
Quit boring me with these crappy insults about my self-esteem and armchair psychoanalyses about my motives and perceived prejudices. Nobody cares.
Quit boring me with these crappy insults about my self-esteem and armchair psychoanalyses about my motives and perceived prejudices. Nobody cares.
i know where tej lives. i have been in front of the judicial board and i'm not afraid to go again! yeah betches!
# posted by : 12/01/2006 4:09 PM
: 12/01/2006 4:09 PM
Tej is like really nice, Razz...and her snatch smell nice too. You should be ashamed!
# posted by : 12/01/2006 4:12 PM
: 12/01/2006 4:12 PM
So again I'll ask... could someone repost her personal information?
# posted by : 12/01/2006 4:18 PM
: 12/01/2006 4:18 PM
No you won't. I just turned on comment moderation, you dipshit. I mean, you could track down my information yourself if you were resourceful or clever enough. If you want to take out a bunch of shitty magazine subscriptions in my name or leave me angry voicemail, you're going to have to work for it.
Yes, you'll delete it. But I bet I could get it before you delete.ete.
# posted by : 12/01/2006 4:23 PM
: 12/01/2006 4:23 PM
[don't hate cuz Tej is prettier than you... give yourself sometime, eventually pasty white down syndromy women will come into style.]
Unfortunately for Razz, pasty white women won't be in style during her lifetime...
Unfortunately for Razz, pasty white women won't be in style during her lifetime...
# posted by : 12/01/2006 4:30 PM
: 12/01/2006 4:30 PM
I don't ever have to work that hard for skanky white bitches like yourself. Girls like you jump at the chance to polish my head. Fuck magazine subsciption, angry voicemail... one on one is the game I wanna play...
# posted by : 12/01/2006 4:35 PM
: 12/01/2006 4:35 PM
Well, it's my blog, so I reserve the right to keep your ass from posting my fucking cell phone number and home address on it.
Also, for all this talk about me being a big racist, I find it interesting that so far, the only person being made fun of for their skin color here is me.
Also, for all this talk about me being a big racist, I find it interesting that so far, the only person being made fun of for their skin color here is me.
Angie, don't weep, you're kisses still taste sweet.
I'll still love you, melanin deficiency and all. You're my girl.
I'll still love you, melanin deficiency and all. You're my girl.
# posted by : 12/01/2006 5:06 PM
: 12/01/2006 5:06 PM
well, when one arrives at your website you can't tell where your skin begins and where your lab coat ends... as a matter of fact, the only thing you see is your black bikini.
In your picture with your Lab friends and Scientist, you so white you make your PI look like a black man.
You can't help if you so white, you glow... like glow worm! remember those?
I bet when you mime, you don't wear those white gloves.
In your picture with your Lab friends and Scientist, you so white you make your PI look like a black man.
You can't help if you so white, you glow... like glow worm! remember those?
I bet when you mime, you don't wear those white gloves.
# posted by : 12/01/2006 5:13 PM
: 12/01/2006 5:13 PM
Hotlawyer, the fact that you are "non-white" is irrelevant. So is Condi Rice, and her head is scrambled.
"Homey"... "face full of tattooed tears"... "Spike Lee joint": Yes, these words really conjure up images of white suburbia, don't they? Right.
Well, fellow non-whitey, I'm happy that you've cultivated 'proper' grammar and writing skills. It will get you far in life, if it hasn't already. Though I don't understand the satisfaction you get from mocking those who don't speak the Queen's English, I wish you all the best. Maybe you and Razzy will take your shock-and-humiliate brand of humor to network television someday; Americans love it. Belittling others can be very lucrative in this country.
"Homey"... "face full of tattooed tears"... "Spike Lee joint": Yes, these words really conjure up images of white suburbia, don't they? Right.
Well, fellow non-whitey, I'm happy that you've cultivated 'proper' grammar and writing skills. It will get you far in life, if it hasn't already. Though I don't understand the satisfaction you get from mocking those who don't speak the Queen's English, I wish you all the best. Maybe you and Razzy will take your shock-and-humiliate brand of humor to network television someday; Americans love it. Belittling others can be very lucrative in this country.
# posted by : 12/01/2006 5:20 PM
: 12/01/2006 5:20 PM
Oh whatever. Continue to make yourselves look stupid, Tej and friends. There's free beer in 10 minutes and that is a much higher priority than this bullshit right now.
Nope, not Tej or her friends. You have many enemies, don't you know? Mother of brian, your guys on the list of rejects, all those little mice you've injected. Yes, grrrl, the chicken has come home to roost or roast. I love me some chicken, speaking of which: you got some serious chicken legs.
# posted by : 12/01/2006 5:33 PM
: 12/01/2006 5:33 PM
Where's Edward GoodDay when you need him?!? He always seemed to be such a calming influence on this board. Oh well. To all the Smithies, angry suburban ghettoheads, and ethnic polizei: I'll be appending my next few posts to more recent blog entries. So, if you want to come spar with me, wilkommen!!!!
# posted by : 12/01/2006 6:06 PM
: 12/01/2006 6:06 PM
Censorship, censorship, censorship, censorship, censorship... big racist... censorship, censorship, censorship...
You are wayyyyyy to ugly to have a blog.
I remember girls like you in college: sexually confused and love the colored man.
Normally this phase was right before they settled down with Gavin Bush and right after they sang, "It's my life!"
Can't work the middle, cuz your thing too little...
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You are wayyyyyy to ugly to have a blog.
I remember girls like you in college: sexually confused and love the colored man.
Normally this phase was right before they settled down with Gavin Bush and right after they sang, "It's my life!"
Can't work the middle, cuz your thing too little...
# posted by : 12/01/2006 6:17 PM
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