Sunday, December 31, 2006
Balboa vs. Vayner: Impossible is Nothing
I'm totally NOT going to see that new Rocky movie, only because Rocky V sucked so much ass it totally negated the awesomeness of Rocky, Rocky III, and Rocky IV combined. However, my new friend from my JFK-SeaTac flight sent me this video, and I have to say, if this shit was actually the plot of Rocky Balboa, I'd show up and see the shit at midnight on opening night.
Behold, Impossible is Nothing, an epic Hollywood showcase of pugilism so ferociously rad that it should be a fucking crime that this movie has NOT been made:
I never thought that Rocky Balboa would face a more contemptible foe of than Ivan Drago, but I stand corrected. When Aleksey Vayner finally gets kicked out of Yale for plagiarism and/or assault via unlicensed acupuncture and/or profiting from fraudulent charities and/or one stint on academic probation too many and/or just being a lying putz in general, I think he should seriously consider a career as a sports movie villain. Everyone already knows that he's the fucking Sir Laurence Olivier of pretending to be athletic already.
Behold, Impossible is Nothing, an epic Hollywood showcase of pugilism so ferociously rad that it should be a fucking crime that this movie has NOT been made:
I never thought that Rocky Balboa would face a more contemptible foe of than Ivan Drago, but I stand corrected. When Aleksey Vayner finally gets kicked out of Yale for plagiarism and/or assault via unlicensed acupuncture and/or profiting from fraudulent charities and/or one stint on academic probation too many and/or just being a lying putz in general, I think he should seriously consider a career as a sports movie villain. Everyone already knows that he's the fucking Sir Laurence Olivier of pretending to be athletic already.
Labels: Aleksey Vayner, hilarious shit, ridiculous absurdity
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