Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Dude does NOT look like a lady
So the dedicated and ferocious Razzyphile BigWig has graciously provided a link to what I assume is a picture of the Indian sprinter being stripped of his/her Asian Games silver medal in the women's 800 meter race for "failing a gender test." I figured that this sprinter would be more of the type who looked like my ex-girlfriend from high school: a little too tall and muscular, and lacking feminine curviness, but still undoubtedly female and probably getting laid like the sultan of Dubai at lesbian bars for her butchiness. While my high school ex is a tad on the androgynous side (and I think these days it's a look she's embraced), I can say that I've personally performed a gender test on her in the course of our teenage experimenting, and she passed the plumbing portion of the exam.
The Indian track star, however, is undeniably a dude. I've seen drag hookers in the Meatpacking district who are less obviously male than this person. I can't even imagine how s/he got into women's international competition in the first place. Granted, I bet that openly transgendered people are much more of a rarity in India than they are here, and I bet it's also harder to get the hormones and surgeries needed to make the switch, but it's like this dude didn't even try. It reminds me of those bitches at Smith that would cut their hair and rename themselves Colin or Bobby or Julian, and then expect everyone to immediately refer to them with masculine pronouns without explaining themselves. I got into trouble with several Smith trannies back in the day because of such confusion, and to this day I'm still uncertain when a half-assed tranny crosses my path how to properly address them (ie: Miss J, judge, runway walking coach, and instigator of idiot Tyra Banks behavior from "America's Next Top Model.") Santhi Soudarajan seemingly just expected everyone to take his word for it that s/he's a chick, without really putting any effort into ensuring that the transformation is complete. Maybe it's hard to schedule an Adam's apple shaving with a New Delhi plastic surgeon, but at the very least, wear some WOMEN'S CLOTHES, dumbass! That's the least you can do before you try to pass yourself off as female in international competitions. See for yourself:
She's a man, baby!
The Indian track star, however, is undeniably a dude. I've seen drag hookers in the Meatpacking district who are less obviously male than this person. I can't even imagine how s/he got into women's international competition in the first place. Granted, I bet that openly transgendered people are much more of a rarity in India than they are here, and I bet it's also harder to get the hormones and surgeries needed to make the switch, but it's like this dude didn't even try. It reminds me of those bitches at Smith that would cut their hair and rename themselves Colin or Bobby or Julian, and then expect everyone to immediately refer to them with masculine pronouns without explaining themselves. I got into trouble with several Smith trannies back in the day because of such confusion, and to this day I'm still uncertain when a half-assed tranny crosses my path how to properly address them (ie: Miss J, judge, runway walking coach, and instigator of idiot Tyra Banks behavior from "America's Next Top Model.") Santhi Soudarajan seemingly just expected everyone to take his word for it that s/he's a chick, without really putting any effort into ensuring that the transformation is complete. Maybe it's hard to schedule an Adam's apple shaving with a New Delhi plastic surgeon, but at the very least, wear some WOMEN'S CLOTHES, dumbass! That's the least you can do before you try to pass yourself off as female in international competitions. See for yourself:
Labels: America's Next Top Model, exercise drama, gender bending, international intrigue
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