Monday, December 18, 2006
This is a new one
You often hear about athletes failing various drug tests, but Indian runner Santhi Soudarajan is expected to be stripped of the silver medal she won in the women's 800 meter in the Asian Games, according to this hilariously titled article on SI/CNN, for failing a fucking GENDER TEST:
How embarrassing. If you're going to compete in international track-and-field events, and you happen to be a less-than-convincing M2F tranny, make sure you get a set of tits put in before your ass is receiving your silver medal. Although this article doesn't give specifics about what exactly was suspicious about the runner in question, it does mention that a team of doctors determined that s/he "does not possess the sexual characteristics of a woman."
So does that mean s/he has a Y chromosome and this was determined by cytogenetics after someone noticed her Adam's apple and flat chest, or does that mean that when s/he squatted at the starting line, her cock-and-balls fell out of her jogging shorts? I don't understand why the mainstream press always excludes these very important details, because to me this is the most important part of the story. Jeez. One of these days, after my useless bullshit empire has assets in the billions, I'll be able to send peons off to cover things like the World Asian Games in places like Doha, Qatar to report these stories properly.
How embarrassing. If you're going to compete in international track-and-field events, and you happen to be a less-than-convincing M2F tranny, make sure you get a set of tits put in before your ass is receiving your silver medal. Although this article doesn't give specifics about what exactly was suspicious about the runner in question, it does mention that a team of doctors determined that s/he "does not possess the sexual characteristics of a woman."
So does that mean s/he has a Y chromosome and this was determined by cytogenetics after someone noticed her Adam's apple and flat chest, or does that mean that when s/he squatted at the starting line, her cock-and-balls fell out of her jogging shorts? I don't understand why the mainstream press always excludes these very important details, because to me this is the most important part of the story. Jeez. One of these days, after my useless bullshit empire has assets in the billions, I'll be able to send peons off to cover things like the World Asian Games in places like Doha, Qatar to report these stories properly.
Labels: exercise drama, hilarious shit, international intrigue
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