Monday, January 15, 2007
Another one bites the dust
Yet again, the Miss USA pageant is no longer an option for a fallen beauty queen. This time it's Miss New Jersey, Ashley (Fuck Me) Harder, who has voluntarily resigned her crown and thus her dream of competing for the title of Miss USA. Miss New Jersey is not leaving because she's jumped on the (totally awesome) Tara Conner/Katie Rees drunken coked-up exhibitionist lesbian bandwagon, but for a much less tittilating reason: her boyfriend knocked her ass up, and apparently it's against Miss USA pageant rules to compete when you're pregs.
I think that's a wise policy, because nobody wants to see some bitch running around in the swimsuit competition with stretch marks and varicose veins. However, I'm disappointed that her competitive spirit is so cowed that she wasn't willing to have an abortion to preserve her shot at the Miss USA title. I mean, that's probably also against pageant rules, but what Donald Trump doesn't know won't hurt him. He's too busy trying to sue Rosie O'Donnell and Barbara Walters to notice aspiring pageant winners going to the local Planned Parenthood to take care of business after they have unprotected sex. But alas, Ashley (Fuck Me) Harder would rather be just another 20-year-old single mom (albeit one with exceptionally large dental veneers) than Miss USA.
What a loser! And a slut!
I think that's a wise policy, because nobody wants to see some bitch running around in the swimsuit competition with stretch marks and varicose veins. However, I'm disappointed that her competitive spirit is so cowed that she wasn't willing to have an abortion to preserve her shot at the Miss USA title. I mean, that's probably also against pageant rules, but what Donald Trump doesn't know won't hurt him. He's too busy trying to sue Rosie O'Donnell and Barbara Walters to notice aspiring pageant winners going to the local Planned Parenthood to take care of business after they have unprotected sex. But alas, Ashley (Fuck Me) Harder would rather be just another 20-year-old single mom (albeit one with exceptionally large dental veneers) than Miss USA.
Labels: beauty queens, sex, sluts
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