Sunday, January 07, 2007
Sympathy all around
My deepest and most heartfelt sympathies go out to BigBagel, Dirrty Dirrty expatriate and Jersey native, on the Giants' loss to the Eagles tonight in the NFC Wild Card game. I know that he's probably sitting in some Mississippian bar, surrounded by a cadre of empty jalapeno popper plates and mammoth piles of the bones of many vanquished hot wings, despairing as the Giants' season ended with that last-second David Akers field goal. Even though I hate the Giants, I hate the Eagles more, and imagining a despondent BigBagel over the Giants falling to the hated Philadelphia fills me with a sense of deep sadness. I pray that BigBagel's wish comes true and Tom Coughlin's cranky ass gets unceremonially and decisively sent packing from the Meadowlands. Although unlikely, I think that the Giants would be wise to lose Eli "FAS" Manning ("FAS" is BigBagel's nickname for him; it stands for "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome") as well and start with a clean slate next year.
Incidentally, I'd also like to extend my condolences to BigBagel's fiancee and my dear friend LL Cool Jew, because, given BigBagel's presumable fugue state, she probably isn't getting laid tonight.
Incidentally, I'd also like to extend my condolences to BigBagel's fiancee and my dear friend LL Cool Jew, because, given BigBagel's presumable fugue state, she probably isn't getting laid tonight.
Labels: BigBagel, LL Cool Jew, NFL football, tragedy
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That game bummed me out-now the Seahawks are gonna get hammered by the Bears. I'm not going to be making any friends this weekend...
The Seahawks are NOT going to be hammered by the Bears. Grossman's going to throw 6 INTs and Brian Urlacher will break his hip on the first play. Just you watch.
And the "big stink" over NYC has been determined to have New Jersey origins. I predict you might be right, LL...they'll trace that shit straight to the Meadowlands and FAS Manning himself.
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