Sunday, February 04, 2007
Breaking radio silence...soon
I've been pretty non-bloggity this week on account of a bunch of work-related bullshit that nobody wants to hear about, but I just wanted to assure all the Razzyphiles who depend on this blog for life-sustaining useless bullshit that I have many updates coming. Since it seems several readers are tired of hearing me go on about beauty pageants and have demanded writing about my personal life, I'll gladly oblige. Here's what you have to look forward to:
-Striking out with grad school recruits who were feeling up my ass and hitting on me, but ultimately were too scared to actually fuck me (granted, demanding that they "return to my crib and go down like a Thai hooker" is probably not the best seduction technique, but that was the Johnnie Walker talking)
-A trip to the rifle range (complete with pictures!) with fellow proud redneck and firearm enthusiast FalloniusMonk and shooting the shit out of a pig-shaped target reminiscent of Chingy!.
-My upstairs neighbor wallowing in contrition today when I ran into him by the elevator. Then Caesar stepped on his foot like the good dog he is.
I keep meaning to write some more classic tales from Smith College as well, and will do so ASAP. For now, however, I have to go watch Peyton Manning get his smug, whiny, chicken-fried ass whupped by Brian Urlacher and the Bears' defense. Even though they beat the Seahawks, I have to say "Go Bears!" loudly, not only to rep the NFC, but because I will root for anything that brings about the defeat and public disgrace of the Colts and their overexposed fucktard of a quarterback.
So stay tuned.
-Striking out with grad school recruits who were feeling up my ass and hitting on me, but ultimately were too scared to actually fuck me (granted, demanding that they "return to my crib and go down like a Thai hooker" is probably not the best seduction technique, but that was the Johnnie Walker talking)
-A trip to the rifle range (complete with pictures!) with fellow proud redneck and firearm enthusiast FalloniusMonk and shooting the shit out of a pig-shaped target reminiscent of Chingy!.
-My upstairs neighbor wallowing in contrition today when I ran into him by the elevator. Then Caesar stepped on his foot like the good dog he is.
I keep meaning to write some more classic tales from Smith College as well, and will do so ASAP. For now, however, I have to go watch Peyton Manning get his smug, whiny, chicken-fried ass whupped by Brian Urlacher and the Bears' defense. Even though they beat the Seahawks, I have to say "Go Bears!" loudly, not only to rep the NFC, but because I will root for anything that brings about the defeat and public disgrace of the Colts and their overexposed fucktard of a quarterback.
So stay tuned.
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