Thursday, February 22, 2007
Harry Potter is kewl
I've never had any desire to put up kiddie porn on my website. For one thing, I hate kids, so why on earth would I want to look at pictures of them doing anything, much less getting sexy? Also, even more than kids, I hate pervertedly criminal morons, like the sex offenders in my neighborhood and the many dumbasses caught on tape during the awesomeness known as Dateline NBC "To Catch a Predator." I never thought I'd even consider amending my "no kiddie porn" policy, much less actually do so.
After much torment and agonizing internal debate, I decided to make an exception for photos I found of the FULL FRONTAL NAKED Daniel "Harry Potter" Radcliffe, who as I have already mentioned, is growing up into quite the fox. In my defense, he'll be 18 in five short months, so he's almost legal. Also, this picture is being distributed all over the internet as promotional material for his West End revival of Equus. Since he's stripping down and wagging his pecker around to the London theater crowd, it's not like I'm the only adult saying "daaaaaamn" about Harry Potter frolicking around in his birthday suit. The pretentious fucks who go see this live on stage cover up their perverted naked-Harry-Potter thoughts by calling it art. This is making the rounds on ALL the gossip blogs, so if it's kiddie porn, then go after Perez Hilton and all 5 million of his readers too. Are you listening, people at Perverted-Justice.com getting ready to look me up on MySpace and attempt to entrap me via poorly spelled, incomprehensible acronym-filled correspondence? I'm not sending his underage ass any instant messages or masturbating for him via webcam or offering to bring him some Zima in exchange for oral at his absent parents' house, so don't send Chris Hansen to castigate me.
Now that I've said my I'm-not-a-child-pornographer disclaimer, take a gander at Harry Potter's uncircumcised weiner!
Holy shit! The boy has some girth. And the length appears adequate too, and he's not even hard! Granted, it's not eleven inches of holly with a phoenix feather core, but whose wand really is? I'm impressed. I'm also glad to know that the guy portraying The Boy Who Lived, The Chosen One, and the most legendary adversary of You-Know-Who and his loyal depraved Death Eaters has got a healthy-sized dick and isn't afraid to rock out with his cock out. Since he's eventually going to take on the dark wizard formerly known as Tom Riddle in mortal combat, he's going to need a big dick to help keep his confidence up when he's trading hexes with Lord Voldemort. Can a blonde, alcoholic, science-geek Muggle get a piece of that action?
And if the self-assured, yeah-I-know-my-prick-is-nice attitude wasn't appealing enough, he's totally a bad boy. Here he is, unshaven and probably relaxing in an interview talking about his challenging new role of baring it all on stage before he does some chick and blinds all her horses.
He smokes! Even though he's not old enough to legally purchase a pack of fags, he's contentedly puffing away on what I like to imagine is a Marlboro Red (although it's probably a fucking Dunhill or whatever British people smoke). Whether he smokes cowboy killers or not, and despite the distractingly hideous sleeve and collar striping on that busted polo shirt, I suddenly have the hots for Daniel Radcliffe in a big way. Dude is going on the Hot Jews list ASAP.
Turn 18 already, Harry!
After much torment and agonizing internal debate, I decided to make an exception for photos I found of the FULL FRONTAL NAKED Daniel "Harry Potter" Radcliffe, who as I have already mentioned, is growing up into quite the fox. In my defense, he'll be 18 in five short months, so he's almost legal. Also, this picture is being distributed all over the internet as promotional material for his West End revival of Equus. Since he's stripping down and wagging his pecker around to the London theater crowd, it's not like I'm the only adult saying "daaaaaamn" about Harry Potter frolicking around in his birthday suit. The pretentious fucks who go see this live on stage cover up their perverted naked-Harry-Potter thoughts by calling it art. This is making the rounds on ALL the gossip blogs, so if it's kiddie porn, then go after Perez Hilton and all 5 million of his readers too. Are you listening, people at Perverted-Justice.com getting ready to look me up on MySpace and attempt to entrap me via poorly spelled, incomprehensible acronym-filled correspondence? I'm not sending his underage ass any instant messages or masturbating for him via webcam or offering to bring him some Zima in exchange for oral at his absent parents' house, so don't send Chris Hansen to castigate me.
Now that I've said my I'm-not-a-child-pornographer disclaimer, take a gander at Harry Potter's uncircumcised weiner!
Holy shit! The boy has some girth. And the length appears adequate too, and he's not even hard! Granted, it's not eleven inches of holly with a phoenix feather core, but whose wand really is? I'm impressed. I'm also glad to know that the guy portraying The Boy Who Lived, The Chosen One, and the most legendary adversary of You-Know-Who and his loyal depraved Death Eaters has got a healthy-sized dick and isn't afraid to rock out with his cock out. Since he's eventually going to take on the dark wizard formerly known as Tom Riddle in mortal combat, he's going to need a big dick to help keep his confidence up when he's trading hexes with Lord Voldemort. Can a blonde, alcoholic, science-geek Muggle get a piece of that action?
And if the self-assured, yeah-I-know-my-prick-is-nice attitude wasn't appealing enough, he's totally a bad boy. Here he is, unshaven and probably relaxing in an interview talking about his challenging new role of baring it all on stage before he does some chick and blinds all her horses.
Turn 18 already, Harry!
Labels: celebrities, Harry Potter, hot dudes, I LOVE IT, kewlness, perversion, sex, weiners
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Razzy, I thought you were smarter than this, the picture is a fake. They won't allow cameras into the theater and have been enforcing this policy very strictly. I guess you can dream about Riding Harry Potter's magic wand, but it will be a fantasy in more ways than one.
# posted by 
: 2/23/2007 10:42 PM
: 2/23/2007 10:42 PM
This wasn't taken in the theater...it was a promo shot distributed by the play's producers. That is, indeed, his weiner.
Besides, there aren't real horses in the play. Someone managed to sneak a camera into the theater, because I've seen pictures of Harry "riding" on the back of a dude wearing horse mask.
Besides, there aren't real horses in the play. Someone managed to sneak a camera into the theater, because I've seen pictures of Harry "riding" on the back of a dude wearing horse mask.
Photoshop... Some people would consider the picture in question porn. There is no way Master Radcliffe did a publicity cock shot. People in the industry like to think they are doing art, not posing for playgirl.
# posted by : 2/25/2007 10:16 PM
: 2/25/2007 10:16 PM
The picture is real, part of the publicity press pack sent out by the production company, a PR stunt that worked very well!
As for being illegal to buy a packet of fags, in England the legal age is 16, not 18!
As for being illegal to buy a packet of fags, in England the legal age is 16, not 18!
# posted by : 7/26/2007 2:54 PM
: 7/26/2007 2:54 PM
Actuallllly... the picture is 100% fake.
Now before your fantasies proclaim its real, here's the original:
http://photos.imageevent.com/johnw/carlo/websize/herm20.jpg
As you can see, its been cut out, flipped round and slapped on one of the promo shots. So stick that in your pipe!
Now before your fantasies proclaim its real, here's the original:
http://photos.imageevent.com/johnw/carlo/websize/herm20.jpg
As you can see, its been cut out, flipped round and slapped on one of the promo shots. So stick that in your pipe!
# posted by : 7/31/2007 10:12 AM
: 7/31/2007 10:12 AM
um, not to be ignorant, i dont use photo workshop or anything, anyone with a brain can notice that it is opposite legs. also the one thing that makes it look fake though is that his leg is being supported by thin air...
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