Tuesday, February 06, 2007
I can always tell...
...when KatieScarlett and BloodyTosser put a picture of me on their Nerve.com blog, as I start getting weird e-mails from their readers. Usually these e-mails are a more erudite and/or cryptic version of "ur pretty hot nekkid wen can i do u?" This happened yesterday, when a couple dudes e-mailed me saying stuff like "Saw you on Kate and Camilla's blog via Nerve...interesting. Yer video there caught my eye" and "What a photograph! I've enjoyed your forays into portrature on K&C in the past and though this one is of a different ilk it sums you up so beautifully. So very apropo."
I was like "video?" Why have several people gone through Kate and Camilla's blog archives several months today to look at old videos of me? Also, I didn't have the usual spike in traffic that accompanies a link from Kate and Camilla's blog (much to my chagrin and disbelief, Nerve.com still gets a lot more traffic than RAZZY.org, and thus whenever KatieScarlett and BloodyTosser throw some linkity love my way I get literally thousands of hits more than is typical). I was puzzled, so I went to Kate and Camilla's blog. It turns out THIS is the photo KatieScarlett posted at this blog entry. I should have known. Both of them have told me that they think it may be the most hilarious photograph they've ever taken, and though I look awful in it, I have to concur. It's pretty ridiculous.
I still don't know why dude is talking about a "video", unless this inspired him to search their blog for "Razzy", but whatever. They forgot (an oversight, I'm sure) to include a link to my site, which explains why the comments on their blog are not "Razzy is a f-ing riot" (usually what people say when they stumble across my site) and are instead "kinky! looks like she's drunkenly fellating her headgear" (and yes, Einstein, that's EXACTLY what I'm doing). Ah, those astute Nerve.com readers...I'd expect nothing less from a community of people who worship Macs, will not drink beer unless it's a microbrew, wear angular glasses whether or not they have vision problems, read Sartre because they heard he's an existentialist and that sounds cool, refer to themselves erroneously as "intelligentsia", and like to pretend their porn is art. KatieScarlett told me that she and BloodyTosser got a talking-to once from the higher-ups at Nerve because they had a week or two where they didn't put up any nudity, and the Nerve pervs were getting restless looking at landscapes and fashion shoots for a cashmere sweater designer. Apparently they're expected to be more like the other Nerve photobloggers Siege (who takes pictures of naked bitches and/or his cock under blacklights and provides inane, snotty commentary) or the possibly retarded Rose and Olive (who have some of the worst face, chest, and bacne I've ever seen, probably owing to the fact that all their pictures involve them rolling around in mud puddles and/or by-the-hour flophouses to showcase their stank genitalia, then juxtapose it with quotes from Aldous Huxley and William S. Burroughs.) Therefore, if it isn't semi-pornographic and accompanied by some sort of intellectual poseur text blurb, then it isn't fit whack-off material for the intellectual elitist tools at Nerve. I'm not kidding...those fucks leave comments telling BloodyTosser about how they jerked it to pictures of her breast reduction surgery scars.
KatieScarlett and BloodyTosser have been very busy as of late, as they just signed with an agent and have to put all these fancy portfolios together. Plus, KatieScarlett and Bienvenido-a-Miami are now officially domestic partners and are planning a commitment ceremony (KatieScarlett told me to brace myself for her "big fat lesbian wedding"), so they probably haven't had much time to shoot jerkers, naked chicks, etc. To keep the Nerve crowd happy, they probably went through their old photo file, found this picture from BloodyTosser's birthday party two years ago, and decided to get some extra mileage out of it. As KatieScarlett noted, "it gets me every fucking time!" Me too, dude. Me too.
I was like "video?" Why have several people gone through Kate and Camilla's blog archives several months today to look at old videos of me? Also, I didn't have the usual spike in traffic that accompanies a link from Kate and Camilla's blog (much to my chagrin and disbelief, Nerve.com still gets a lot more traffic than RAZZY.org, and thus whenever KatieScarlett and BloodyTosser throw some linkity love my way I get literally thousands of hits more than is typical). I was puzzled, so I went to Kate and Camilla's blog. It turns out THIS is the photo KatieScarlett posted at this blog entry. I should have known. Both of them have told me that they think it may be the most hilarious photograph they've ever taken, and though I look awful in it, I have to concur. It's pretty ridiculous.
KatieScarlett and BloodyTosser have been very busy as of late, as they just signed with an agent and have to put all these fancy portfolios together. Plus, KatieScarlett and Bienvenido-a-Miami are now officially domestic partners and are planning a commitment ceremony (KatieScarlett told me to brace myself for her "big fat lesbian wedding"), so they probably haven't had much time to shoot jerkers, naked chicks, etc. To keep the Nerve crowd happy, they probably went through their old photo file, found this picture from BloodyTosser's birthday party two years ago, and decided to get some extra mileage out of it. As KatieScarlett noted, "it gets me every fucking time!" Me too, dude. Me too.
Labels: BloodyTosser, down with OPB (other people's blogs), hilarious shit, KatieScarlett, perversion, ridiculous absurdity
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