Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Rose and Olive: Truly a shitshow
Rose and Olive are these other photobloggers on Nerve, and I think they bother me more than any other blog there. Every time I go to see what Kate and Camilla are up to, I just see Rose and Olive's mongoloid features glaring at me from the sidebar and end up looking at their blog just to reaffirm what a couple of dumbasses they are.
All of their "artwork" consists of pictures of them splashing mud on themselves, masturbating in their Kia Rios, and bracketing all of this with some crappy e.e. cummings poem or a snippet from Walden or something literary, ostensibly to enhance their artistic credibility. When they do actually write their own words, you can tell from the insufferably pretentious tone that they think they are the most original bitches on the face of the planet, and it makes me want to punch my computer screen. Furthermore, both of them look like feminine versions of creatures that should be issuing forth from the Black Gates of Mordor in Lord of the Rings, except in serious need of some Proactiv solution, so their entire repertoire of work falls under the rubric of very BAD nudity.
Anyway, I looked at their blog yesterday to get my daily dose of retard rage, and saw this post, which sums up Rose and Olive's unique "dirt art" style:
What a couple of tards, right? I read this and thought to myself, "It looks like that bitch is eating shit. Literally." I couldn't let this rest, so I HAD to leave a snarky comment. Besides, given that the title of this post was "What you think it is, and why", I felt obligated to comply and weigh in with my guess on the mystery substance.
Ah...so finally you've ventured into the realm of poop eating.
Your bold forays into showcasing your cacophagic tendencies, along with your poxvirus-like dermatological conditions, are an artistic achievement on par with that created by retarded children in mental institutions.
Congratulations on proving yet again how innovative and groundbreaking you truly are. Your work is an inspiration to the developmentally disabled everywhere.
That's an approximation of what I wrote. I can't provide the original text verbatim because it was deleted shortly after I published it, and I stupidly forgot to save it. For all the hideous self-portraits they so bravely exhibit on the regular, it seems Rose and Olive are cowards who can't abide by some frank criticism. I suppose I did forget to put the "why" in my comment as to the mystery substance Olive is eating, but I figured that their apparent cerebral impairment was patently obvious to anyone who might stumble across their bullshit blog.
Like the pussies they are, they took down the entire blog entry so as to send my two cents into e-oblivion and reposted with this crybaby comment:
thanks to everyone who posted comments here previously, but due to the inappropriateness of one commenter, we decided to delete the photos and re-post them. thanks to those of you (miss west) who know dirt when you see it and especially to those of you who guessed chocolate powder. that gave me all kinds of wonderful ideas. perhaps that's our next endeavor. say, right now, for instance.
posted by tetheredtothesun on 2/6/2007 8:17:53 PM
"Inappropriateness?" Where does a bitch with the unbelievably lame screen name "tetheredtothesun" who takes pictures of EATING DIRT get off lecturing me about what's appropriate? They followed up this post with pictures of a chick performing oral sex on a gender-indeterminate subject, for God's sake! Porn loosely disguised as artwork is okay, but pointing out what a couple of talentless hacks they are is INAPPROPRIATE. Granted, they probably don't want it getting out that their style was flagrantly plagiarized from a barnyard hog-wallow, and thus rush to squelch any opinion which might lead their loyal fans down that path of critical thinking.
Rose and Olive can take their sense of what's appropriate and shove it up their intellectually impaired, crusty zit-covered, chocolate powdered asses. My opinion that they're eating shit will live in infamy on my blog forever.
All of their "artwork" consists of pictures of them splashing mud on themselves, masturbating in their Kia Rios, and bracketing all of this with some crappy e.e. cummings poem or a snippet from Walden or something literary, ostensibly to enhance their artistic credibility. When they do actually write their own words, you can tell from the insufferably pretentious tone that they think they are the most original bitches on the face of the planet, and it makes me want to punch my computer screen. Furthermore, both of them look like feminine versions of creatures that should be issuing forth from the Black Gates of Mordor in Lord of the Rings, except in serious need of some Proactiv solution, so their entire repertoire of work falls under the rubric of very BAD nudity.
Anyway, I looked at their blog yesterday to get my daily dose of retard rage, and saw this post, which sums up Rose and Olive's unique "dirt art" style:
What a couple of tards, right? I read this and thought to myself, "It looks like that bitch is eating shit. Literally." I couldn't let this rest, so I HAD to leave a snarky comment. Besides, given that the title of this post was "What you think it is, and why", I felt obligated to comply and weigh in with my guess on the mystery substance.
Ah...so finally you've ventured into the realm of poop eating.
Your bold forays into showcasing your cacophagic tendencies, along with your poxvirus-like dermatological conditions, are an artistic achievement on par with that created by retarded children in mental institutions.
Congratulations on proving yet again how innovative and groundbreaking you truly are. Your work is an inspiration to the developmentally disabled everywhere.
That's an approximation of what I wrote. I can't provide the original text verbatim because it was deleted shortly after I published it, and I stupidly forgot to save it. For all the hideous self-portraits they so bravely exhibit on the regular, it seems Rose and Olive are cowards who can't abide by some frank criticism. I suppose I did forget to put the "why" in my comment as to the mystery substance Olive is eating, but I figured that their apparent cerebral impairment was patently obvious to anyone who might stumble across their bullshit blog.
Like the pussies they are, they took down the entire blog entry so as to send my two cents into e-oblivion and reposted with this crybaby comment:
thanks to everyone who posted comments here previously, but due to the inappropriateness of one commenter, we decided to delete the photos and re-post them. thanks to those of you (miss west) who know dirt when you see it and especially to those of you who guessed chocolate powder. that gave me all kinds of wonderful ideas. perhaps that's our next endeavor. say, right now, for instance.
posted by tetheredtothesun on 2/6/2007 8:17:53 PM
"Inappropriateness?" Where does a bitch with the unbelievably lame screen name "tetheredtothesun" who takes pictures of EATING DIRT get off lecturing me about what's appropriate? They followed up this post with pictures of a chick performing oral sex on a gender-indeterminate subject, for God's sake! Porn loosely disguised as artwork is okay, but pointing out what a couple of talentless hacks they are is INAPPROPRIATE. Granted, they probably don't want it getting out that their style was flagrantly plagiarized from a barnyard hog-wallow, and thus rush to squelch any opinion which might lead their loyal fans down that path of critical thinking.
Rose and Olive can take their sense of what's appropriate and shove it up their intellectually impaired, crusty zit-covered, chocolate powdered asses. My opinion that they're eating shit will live in infamy on my blog forever.
Labels: artfaggotry, assholes, retard rage, scathing indictments
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Jesus H Christ. I'm all for free speech. It makes the idiots and intellectually unfortunate that much more transparent.
# posted by 
: 2/08/2007 3:20 PM
: 2/08/2007 3:20 PM
And here at RAZZY.org, I'm all about free speech, whether it compels you to consider me among the "idiots and intellectually unfortunate" or not.
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