Saturday, February 17, 2007

 

You can catch us at E and J's pourin' it up

LL Cool Jew's plane is probably taxiing into the terminal at JFK right about now, so I thought I'd give her a little shout-out to welcome her back to the Big Apple. She was forced to come here by the twin nefarious forces of her impending wedding shower (which she refers to as her wedding "colonic") and the insistent bitches at Vera Wang who are constantly pestering her to come in for dress measurements. Fortunately, she has a shitload of bitches around to negate the less desirable obligations of her weekend, and tonight we're getting together to drink 40s and watch either Menace II Society or more reruns of our old standby "90210."

So to welcome LL Cool Jew back to Mannahattas, I thought I'd post this video of my boyfriend Levell "David Banner" Clump. I'm sure that she'll desperately miss the Mighty Mississip while she's here, so I figure that a little "Like a Pimp" might take the edge off. Besides, it will remind her of my opinion that an interview with David Banner's grandmother, who apparently lives in the same county as LL Cool Jew's newspaper, would probably be the biggest breaking news story of the year. Seriously, LL Cool Jew...do that interview and you and BigBagel will be celebrating your his-and-hers Pulitzers along with your wedding this April! Okay, maybe not, but anyway...who doesn't love "Like a Pimp"?

Welcome back, LL Cool Jew!

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