Monday, March 26, 2007
D gets wild and scenic
LL Cool Jew's long-haired Chihuahua, Dulcinea, is cute as shit, and when LL Cool Jew sent me these pictures, I had to share. Because LL Cool Jew is a big time city girl, I imagine that it was BigBagel's idea to go canoeing on what LL Cool Jew states is "Mississippi's only congressionally recognized 'wild and scenic river.'" Presumably the river for which the state is named is neither wild nor scenic. I am not surprised that BigBagel enjoys this sort of thing since he spent two years in Togo doing the Peace Corps thing, a trip which was characterized by sightings of all sorts of horrific insects and arachnids, and which culminated in his "political enemy" murdering the pet cat which kept his hut scorpion-free. However, I am surprised that LL Cool Jew appears to be enjoying this so much, because usually she's less than content to shed her four-inch heels and venture into Deliverance territory. I mean, holy shit, is that bitch actually rowing a boat?!?! Living in the Dirrty Dirrty has really countried her up.
It's a good thing that BigBagel (and BTW, nice Jason Kidd jersey, dude...way to rep that Garden State proud) is holding onto the D so tightly, because this looks like the kind of place where at any moment a bird of prey could swoop down and carry all five pounds of the terrified little D back to its nest, eat her, and regurgitate her to its young.
Fortunately that did not happen, although Dulcinea came dangerously close to succumbing to heat stroke in the sultry Southern spring heat. She probably wasn't making quite as much "I'm dying from the heat" panting noises as Chingy! would in this situation, but I imagine she was displeased that LL Cool Jew's carp cum-catcher tattoo-adorned back wasn't providing ample shade.
To cool off, D decided to go frolic in the 'Sippi bush, in which she attempted to hide from the predators that undoubtedly prowl this "wild and scenic" area. Don't gators or something live in places like that? I guess pretending to look like a miniature hyena afforded a certain amount of protection.
Gators or not, I bet this was way easier for Dulcinea than the terrifying trial she is about to face: walking down the aisle at LL Cool Jew and BigBagel's wedding with the rings tied to her ringbearer costume surrounded by all those TALL AND SCARY PEOPLE. Certain members of the bridal party are already taking bets on how far she'll get before she pisses all over the same place Sarah Jessica Parker got married in terror. Anyone else want to get in on the action? I'm betting two feet.
It's a good thing that BigBagel (and BTW, nice Jason Kidd jersey, dude...way to rep that Garden State proud) is holding onto the D so tightly, because this looks like the kind of place where at any moment a bird of prey could swoop down and carry all five pounds of the terrified little D back to its nest, eat her, and regurgitate her to its young.
Fortunately that did not happen, although Dulcinea came dangerously close to succumbing to heat stroke in the sultry Southern spring heat. She probably wasn't making quite as much "I'm dying from the heat" panting noises as Chingy! would in this situation, but I imagine she was displeased that LL Cool Jew's carp cum-catcher tattoo-adorned back wasn't providing ample shade.
Gators or not, I bet this was way easier for Dulcinea than the terrifying trial she is about to face: walking down the aisle at LL Cool Jew and BigBagel's wedding with the rings tied to her ringbearer costume surrounded by all those TALL AND SCARY PEOPLE. Certain members of the bridal party are already taking bets on how far she'll get before she pisses all over the same place Sarah Jessica Parker got married in terror. Anyone else want to get in on the action? I'm betting two feet.
Labels: BigBagel, Dirrty Dirrty, doggity style, LL Cool Jew
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