Wednesday, March 28, 2007
If Meg Ryan and I had a baby...
Apparently, scouring various media for bitches that look like me is my friends' new favorite pasttime. After reading LL Cool Jew's assertion that I resemble lady boxer Holly Holm, Motherbucker decided to get on MySpace and make her own contribution. Then she decided to share her finding with FalloniusMonk via instant message, and forward the chat transcript on to me:
Motherbucker: so
Motherbucker: i go onto myspace to see if i have any new friend requests and i do...from this girl i barely new in highschool. so i click on her profile to try and remember her
Motherbucker: and in her "top friends"
Motherbucker: there is this person:
Motherbucker: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=88299206
FalloniusMonk: give it
Motherbucker: "julie"
FalloniusMonk: i can't clock her profile, it's "set to private"
Motherbucker: you can see the picture though right?
FalloniusMonk: bless her heart, yes i can
Motherbucker: who does she look like?
FalloniusMonk: a little like tha razzynator
Motherbucker: indeed
Motherbucker: shockingly
FalloniusMonk: if raz were crossbred with meg ryan
Motherbucker: hahahahaha
FalloniusMonk: what do they do in that lab all day?
FalloniusMonk: mutant cloning!
Motherbucker: exactly my question
FalloniusMonk: discovered at last!
Motherbucker: i knew something was fishy
FalloniusMonk: more likely they argue ovwer whether they play reggaeton and listen to razzy talk about dick
FalloniusMonk: but just sayin
Motherbucker: hahaha
I guess they're kind of right:
(Me)
(Meg Ryan)
(This ho Julie)
I can state unequivocally that this slut originated all on her own. The only mutants J-Sexy and I clone in lab are picornaviruses. Also, you can bet that if I were to create a chimeric cloned human I would NOT merge my unbelievably superior DNA with that of a woman who has made her name starring in movies I absolutely hate. If for some reason I did in spite of my disdain for romantic comedies, you bet your ass I'd be publishing that shit in Science AND Nature and NOT on MySpace.
On the bright side, though, at least FalloniusMonk is no longer under the impression that I spend all day curing cancer, and her assessment of how J-Sexy and I ACTUALLY spend our days is fairly accurate. We definitely spend a lot of time discussing reggaeton and dick while we're cloning mutant viruses and/or viral genes, analyzing FACS data, killing mice, transfecting cells, and otherwise slaving away for 10 hours a day. That's a hell of a lot more interesting than talking about science!
Motherbucker: so
Motherbucker: i go onto myspace to see if i have any new friend requests and i do...from this girl i barely new in highschool. so i click on her profile to try and remember her
Motherbucker: and in her "top friends"
Motherbucker: there is this person:
Motherbucker: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=88299206
FalloniusMonk: give it
Motherbucker: "julie"
FalloniusMonk: i can't clock her profile, it's "set to private"
Motherbucker: you can see the picture though right?
FalloniusMonk: bless her heart, yes i can
Motherbucker: who does she look like?
FalloniusMonk: a little like tha razzynator
Motherbucker: indeed
Motherbucker: shockingly
FalloniusMonk: if raz were crossbred with meg ryan
Motherbucker: hahahahaha
FalloniusMonk: what do they do in that lab all day?
FalloniusMonk: mutant cloning!
Motherbucker: exactly my question
FalloniusMonk: discovered at last!
Motherbucker: i knew something was fishy
FalloniusMonk: more likely they argue ovwer whether they play reggaeton and listen to razzy talk about dick
FalloniusMonk: but just sayin
Motherbucker: hahaha
I guess they're kind of right:
(Me)
+
(Meg Ryan)
=
(This ho Julie)
I can state unequivocally that this slut originated all on her own. The only mutants J-Sexy and I clone in lab are picornaviruses. Also, you can bet that if I were to create a chimeric cloned human I would NOT merge my unbelievably superior DNA with that of a woman who has made her name starring in movies I absolutely hate. If for some reason I did in spite of my disdain for romantic comedies, you bet your ass I'd be publishing that shit in Science AND Nature and NOT on MySpace.
On the bright side, though, at least FalloniusMonk is no longer under the impression that I spend all day curing cancer, and her assessment of how J-Sexy and I ACTUALLY spend our days is fairly accurate. We definitely spend a lot of time discussing reggaeton and dick while we're cloning mutant viruses and/or viral genes, analyzing FACS data, killing mice, transfecting cells, and otherwise slaving away for 10 hours a day. That's a hell of a lot more interesting than talking about science!
Labels: celebrities, FalloniusMonk, grad school bullshit, J-Sexy, Motherbucker, MySpace, science
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