Monday, March 19, 2007
Medical alert
It's not often that I get an important piece of news on the virology front from my celebrity gossip pages, but Dlisted just delved into cutting edge epidemiology by reporting that this big black weiner belongs to Gnarls Barkley singer Cee-Lo. 
I have no idea how this dude was identified as Cee-Lo other than by the prominent love handle, but the identity of the man attached to this cock is pretty irrelevant. It's lucky this dude shaves his pubes, because it will be that much easier to visually diagnose his first outbreak that way. Regardless of who the dick belongs to, buy stock in GlaxoSmithKline, because there's one more scrip for Valtrex being written right now. In fact, I expect Valtrex sales to go through the roof so long as this whore is on the loose, so call your broker. Though there are many reasons why Paris Hilton should be summarily shot, ruining this gorgeous wang with her stank strain of the herp just became one of her more egregious offenses. Man, I hate that bitch.
I have no idea how this dude was identified as Cee-Lo other than by the prominent love handle, but the identity of the man attached to this cock is pretty irrelevant. It's lucky this dude shaves his pubes, because it will be that much easier to visually diagnose his first outbreak that way. Regardless of who the dick belongs to, buy stock in GlaxoSmithKline, because there's one more scrip for Valtrex being written right now. In fact, I expect Valtrex sales to go through the roof so long as this whore is on the loose, so call your broker. Though there are many reasons why Paris Hilton should be summarily shot, ruining this gorgeous wang with her stank strain of the herp just became one of her more egregious offenses. Man, I hate that bitch.Labels: celebrities, epidemic geekery, gross, oh the horror, perversion, sex, sluts, viruses rule, weiners
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there are more reasons for someone to fabricate this photo than for paris to allow herself to have her pic taken here. either way it's pretty funny, though.
# posted by 
: 3/19/2007 9:25 PM
: 3/19/2007 9:25 PM
Great, Perrystorka, hope that works out for you. FYI, you definitely can get herpes from a blow job. Idiot.
# posted by : 3/21/2007 9:14 PM
: 3/21/2007 9:14 PM
That is correct, anonymous, you can indeed. And if you don't believe it, Perrystorka, ask the fucking CDC. Dumbass.
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