Tuesday, March 27, 2007
My long-lost twin
Last week, LL Cool Jew e-mailed me informing me that she'd discovered a duplicate Razzy while watching Fox Sports Network at a bar in the Dirrty:
From: LL Cool Jew (llcooljew@dirrtydirrtynewspaper.com)
To: Razzy (razzy@razzy.org)
Subject: if you were a boxer
...you'd be holly holm.
http://www.hollyholm.com/
i was at a bar in gulfport last night (skeeter's, formerly known as
jim bob's; it says skeeter's on the building and jim bob's on the
dilapidated sign outside) and lazily looking at best damn sports show
and this girl came out and i was like, razzy?
she's seriously your buff doppelganger. look at her kicking the shit
out of the other bitches with her hair tied back – she looks just like
you!! it's crazy
I spoke with LL Cool Jew last night and she reiterated the comparison. "That glamour shot on her website is obviously Photoshopped to shit," she said. "But you should have seen her being interviewed! She even had your same mannerisms!"
"What, she was loud, drunk, and swore a lot?" I asked.
"Well, I don't think she was drunk. Anyway, I have to go, I'm pulling up to Skeeter's-formerly-known-as-Jim Bob's now."
I wished her happy drinking and then went through some of my old photo files. I see her point.
However, although I do bicep curls with little handweights and push ups, my guns are nothing like Holly's. That ho could seriously fuck me up. I suppose there are worse things to be compared to. I'd way rather resemble some ball-busting lady pugilist with a bloodstained sportsbra (and by the way, how hot is that?!) than other certain famous figure skaters, serial killers, and neo-conservative pundits to whom my looks have been compared:
Holly Holm is like a goddess compared to those bitches, so LL Cool Jew just made my week!
From: LL Cool Jew (llcooljew@dirrtydirrtynewspaper.com)
To: Razzy (razzy@razzy.org)
Subject: if you were a boxer
...you'd be holly holm.
http://www.hollyholm.com/
i was at a bar in gulfport last night (skeeter's, formerly known as
jim bob's; it says skeeter's on the building and jim bob's on the
dilapidated sign outside) and lazily looking at best damn sports show
and this girl came out and i was like, razzy?
she's seriously your buff doppelganger. look at her kicking the shit
out of the other bitches with her hair tied back – she looks just like
you!! it's crazy
I spoke with LL Cool Jew last night and she reiterated the comparison. "That glamour shot on her website is obviously Photoshopped to shit," she said. "But you should have seen her being interviewed! She even had your same mannerisms!"
"What, she was loud, drunk, and swore a lot?" I asked.
"Well, I don't think she was drunk. Anyway, I have to go, I'm pulling up to Skeeter's-formerly-known-as-Jim Bob's now."
I wished her happy drinking and then went through some of my old photo files. I see her point.
However, although I do bicep curls with little handweights and push ups, my guns are nothing like Holly's. That ho could seriously fuck me up. I suppose there are worse things to be compared to. I'd way rather resemble some ball-busting lady pugilist with a bloodstained sportsbra (and by the way, how hot is that?!) than other certain famous figure skaters, serial killers, and neo-conservative pundits to whom my looks have been compared:
Holly Holm is like a goddess compared to those bitches, so LL Cool Jew just made my week!
Labels: correspondence, hot chicks, I LOVE IT, LL Cool Jew, Razzification
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razzy, i love that picture of us from dc! we were such puppies! ...are we old??
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