Monday, April 23, 2007
Over it
So this guy contacted me about doing a link exchange with his website. I get a lot of weird requests for link exchanges with limousine companies in the UK and online medical dictionaries, and usually I tell them to take what they call a "Quality Link Offer" and shove it up their asses. However, this guy, Ryle, opened his e-mails with "hey hot bitch", so I checked out his website, OverAdulthood.com, and thought it wasn't half bad. I agreed to a link exchange.
Then, he wanted to know if every day we could each write posts linking to each other. I thought that would be a bit much since unlike him, I don't live in my parents' basement and thus don't have the time for a daily writeup. I'm sure there's a way to automate this, but I have no idea how, and that precipitated a friendly-natured e-mail battle about which of us is the more incompetent site administrator. So we agreed instead to write brief "reviews" of the other's site, and here is my review of his:
OverAdulthood.com is the efforts of Ryle and a bunch of his recent college graduate friends who have realized the unpleasant reality of post-collegiate life: work sucks, and people expect you to act like an adult. Therefore they live with their parents, work for vacuum cleaner companies, and make fun of the news. Well, at least Ryle does. He claims in his "About" section that he started the site to post naked pictures of his ex, but probably realized that was a bad idea because she's either fat or she's really hot, either of which would make him look bad. So instead, he started making fun of the news because...why the hell not? Lacking any other intellectual stimulation besides that achieved by drinking beer and complaining about the post-undergraduate slump with his co-authors, he makes funny Seung Cho compilation videos set to the tune of Meat Loaf's "I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)", writes snarky posts about Alec Baldwin, and features amusingly captioned photographs featuring Bijou Phillips inquiring as to the size of Barak Obama's penis. When he's not doing that, he's busy e-chatting up old useless bullshit-slinging cougars like myself. In his last e-mail he asked if, in relation to photos of me killing mice, I was a "huntress." If I ever meet this dude, I might just fuck him for his efforts at flattery. In the meantime, I'll just finish up with this shout-out: go read OverAdulthood.com. It's funny.
Then, he wanted to know if every day we could each write posts linking to each other. I thought that would be a bit much since unlike him, I don't live in my parents' basement and thus don't have the time for a daily writeup. I'm sure there's a way to automate this, but I have no idea how, and that precipitated a friendly-natured e-mail battle about which of us is the more incompetent site administrator. So we agreed instead to write brief "reviews" of the other's site, and here is my review of his:
OverAdulthood.com is the efforts of Ryle and a bunch of his recent college graduate friends who have realized the unpleasant reality of post-collegiate life: work sucks, and people expect you to act like an adult. Therefore they live with their parents, work for vacuum cleaner companies, and make fun of the news. Well, at least Ryle does. He claims in his "About" section that he started the site to post naked pictures of his ex, but probably realized that was a bad idea because she's either fat or she's really hot, either of which would make him look bad. So instead, he started making fun of the news because...why the hell not? Lacking any other intellectual stimulation besides that achieved by drinking beer and complaining about the post-undergraduate slump with his co-authors, he makes funny Seung Cho compilation videos set to the tune of Meat Loaf's "I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)", writes snarky posts about Alec Baldwin, and features amusingly captioned photographs featuring Bijou Phillips inquiring as to the size of Barak Obama's penis. When he's not doing that, he's busy e-chatting up old useless bullshit-slinging cougars like myself. In his last e-mail he asked if, in relation to photos of me killing mice, I was a "huntress." If I ever meet this dude, I might just fuck him for his efforts at flattery. In the meantime, I'll just finish up with this shout-out: go read OverAdulthood.com. It's funny.
Labels: computer incompetence, down with OPB (other people's blogs), hilarious shit, internet domination
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