Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Baller does not equate to blogger
I noticed as I was finishing up that last post that Blogger was listing "Lil Boosie" as a "blog of note." I thought to myself, Torrence "Lil' Boosie" Hatch has a blog?! AWESOME! I began to eagerly anticipate an outpouring of Lil' Boosie, who also answers to Badazz, discussing his views on U.S. foreign policy, Machiavellian war strategies, smoking the purp, the decision process in letting his people bust on some unfortunate woman's belly with him, his unrequited love for Webster "Webbie" Gradney, Jr., instruction on how to properly ratchet, and whatever generally amazing subject matter he chose to address.
In case you are unfamiliar with Lil' Boosie, he is this diminuitive, underfed, dentally challenged fellow hailing from Baton Rouge, Louisiana:
As I previously alluded, he often collaborates with Webbie, a rapper who may have the worst unibrow I've ever seen. Together they have achieved musical success with memorable tunes like "Swerve," "Full of Dat Shit," LL Cool Jew's favorite "Ratchet", and my favorite, "Girl, Give Me Dat (Pussy)." I was curious if maybe Webbie occasionally filled in for Lil' Boosie when he was too busy to blog, as he too is qualified to relate tales of bad lil' broads,automatic weapons, and other aspects of life on the sultry, dangerous streets of Red Stick.
However, I was disappointed to see the content on Lil' Boosie's blog. Sadly, it was not so much the daily thoughts and philosophies of a Badazz, but just marketing:
One post per month obviously NOT scribed by Lil' Boosie himself, a conclusion I've made based on the lack of z's in this article. This was probably all written by Antony Bruno of Denver, who is most likely some 19-year-old intern at the marketing company Trill Records outsourced their marketing to. The only words there belonging to Lil' Boosie are "Wipe Me Down" and "Adios." Well, MAYBE Boosie described them as "blast off singles," but I doubt it. What a letdown.
On the other hand, somehow Lil' Boosie's people managed to convince Blogger that these marketing blurbs were "of note," which means that either Blogger is taking kickbacks for promoting blogs, or Lil' Boosie has some sort of computer genius on staff who hoodwinked Blogger via some clever code into prominently featuring his "blog." While I'm not impressed by the content, I'm certainly impressed by the tech savvy. Good show, Boosie.
In case you are unfamiliar with Lil' Boosie, he is this diminuitive, underfed, dentally challenged fellow hailing from Baton Rouge, Louisiana:
As I previously alluded, he often collaborates with Webbie, a rapper who may have the worst unibrow I've ever seen. Together they have achieved musical success with memorable tunes like "Swerve," "Full of Dat Shit," LL Cool Jew's favorite "Ratchet", and my favorite, "Girl, Give Me Dat (Pussy)." I was curious if maybe Webbie occasionally filled in for Lil' Boosie when he was too busy to blog, as he too is qualified to relate tales of bad lil' broads,automatic weapons, and other aspects of life on the sultry, dangerous streets of Red Stick.
However, I was disappointed to see the content on Lil' Boosie's blog. Sadly, it was not so much the daily thoughts and philosophies of a Badazz, but just marketing:
On the other hand, somehow Lil' Boosie's people managed to convince Blogger that these marketing blurbs were "of note," which means that either Blogger is taking kickbacks for promoting blogs, or Lil' Boosie has some sort of computer genius on staff who hoodwinked Blogger via some clever code into prominently featuring his "blog." While I'm not impressed by the content, I'm certainly impressed by the tech savvy. Good show, Boosie.
Labels: celebrities, Dirrty Dirrty, internet domination, rap
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