Tuesday, May 15, 2007
The deadliest obsession
It's been at least a week since I've discussed the devastatingly sexy hunk of hotness that is Skipper Sigurd Hansen of the F/V Northwestern. Obviously, that had to be rectified immediately, to celebrate the super exciting shit going down on "Deadliest Catch" this evening.
As narrator Mike Rowe notes, "the only thing more dangerous than fishing for King crab on the Bering Sea in November is fishing for Opilio crab in January," and Opie season kicks off tonight! Hell YES!!!
In case for some unknown reason, you are not pathologically obsessed with "Deadliest Catch" yet, then you need to watch the opening credits. J-Sexy was going off today about how she did not think it possible to get excited about crab fishing, no matter how much florid language Mike Rowe uses to describe "this modern day gold rush." I dare you to not get excited about the seafaring adventure to be had while skirting the Arctic ice pack halfway to fucking Siberia once you see the badass skippers (especially Sig) juxtaposed with images of crashing 40-foot waves and the sounds of Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive."
As I said before, HELL YES!
And since I spend so much time talking about "Psycho Sig...on the loose again," MillerTime's preferences are being ignored and she feels left out. So here's her imaginary boyfriend, Captain Phil Harris of the F/V Cornelia Marie.
Just kidding...MillerTime likes hot Vikings too. This is her boyfriend, Sig's younger brother Edgar. Last night she was talking to me about Edgar on the phone and expressed her suspicions that, based on his exuberant personality, he might just be a cokehead. After all, how does he manage to grind out the crab for so many hours on end and have such seemingly boundless energy reserves? While I agree, I'd have to argue that he's actually into meth. He is from the P-N-Dub, after all, and we have almost as much meth as coffee, salmon, and Windows software.
I don't know why Edgar seems so happy, because that is not "clean crab." Look at all the barnacles on those motherfuckers! Probably he thinks it's great because he's high.
Anyway, WATCH "DEADLIEST CATCH"! Tonight at nine on the Discovery Channel! You will not regret it.
In case for some unknown reason, you are not pathologically obsessed with "Deadliest Catch" yet, then you need to watch the opening credits. J-Sexy was going off today about how she did not think it possible to get excited about crab fishing, no matter how much florid language Mike Rowe uses to describe "this modern day gold rush." I dare you to not get excited about the seafaring adventure to be had while skirting the Arctic ice pack halfway to fucking Siberia once you see the badass skippers (especially Sig) juxtaposed with images of crashing 40-foot waves and the sounds of Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive."
As I said before, HELL YES!
And since I spend so much time talking about "Psycho Sig...on the loose again," MillerTime's preferences are being ignored and she feels left out. So here's her imaginary boyfriend, Captain Phil Harris of the F/V Cornelia Marie.
Just kidding...MillerTime likes hot Vikings too. This is her boyfriend, Sig's younger brother Edgar. Last night she was talking to me about Edgar on the phone and expressed her suspicions that, based on his exuberant personality, he might just be a cokehead. After all, how does he manage to grind out the crab for so many hours on end and have such seemingly boundless energy reserves? While I agree, I'd have to argue that he's actually into meth. He is from the P-N-Dub, after all, and we have almost as much meth as coffee, salmon, and Windows software.
I don't know why Edgar seems so happy, because that is not "clean crab." Look at all the barnacles on those motherfuckers! Probably he thinks it's great because he's high.
Anyway, WATCH "DEADLIEST CATCH"! Tonight at nine on the Discovery Channel! You will not regret it.
Labels: Deadliest Catch, drugs, hot dudes, I LOVE IT, J-Sexy, MillerTime, P-N-Dub, TV
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Love, love, LOVE this show, and love your take on it. Conventionally, Sig would not be my type, but on that boat, he is one hot piece of ass.
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