Tuesday, May 15, 2007
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kim Kardashian is the Paris Hilton wannabe prostitute who released her own sex tape and then cleverly "sued" Vivid for her paycheck to make it seem like she didn't release it after all. This sex tape was embarrassing because it supposedly revealed two humiliating secrets: she likes to finish off an exhausting roll in the hay with a golden shower, and she had sex with Brandy's little brother, who is now sticking his dick into the hot crack fiend mess that is Whitney Houston. I didn't see the sex tape, because I am way over socialite amateur porn. They're usually boring, and I like my porn made by professionals. Give me Jenna or Briana or Chasey over the excessively Mystic Tanned piece of shit that is Kim Kardashian any day.
Anyway, Kim is otherwise famous because her late father wrote some legal brief for O.J., and because she's now squandering the inheritance he left her being a talentless hooker who attends every D-list red carpet party to collect swag and be famous for nothing. Needless to say, I think she's a waste of space on my internet gossip sites, but now I think she needs to be FUCKING TERMINATED. Why, you ask?
Bitch is going out with my boyfriend, Reggie (Get in My) Bush! Now he has crabs and/or herpes, and I'm going to feel concerned for my health on the day (which WILL happen) when Reggie's finally ready to hit it with me. This is just not right.
Anyway, Kim is otherwise famous because her late father wrote some legal brief for O.J., and because she's now squandering the inheritance he left her being a talentless hooker who attends every D-list red carpet party to collect swag and be famous for nothing. Needless to say, I think she's a waste of space on my internet gossip sites, but now I think she needs to be FUCKING TERMINATED. Why, you ask?
Labels: media whores, oh the horror, Reggie (Get In My) Bush, sluts
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