Sunday, May 06, 2007
Yes, you deserve it, ho!
Paris Hilton apparently shot her dumb mouth off about her impending trip to the clink and, as you might expect, whined like the detestable bitch she is and blamed the system:
"I told the truth yesterday. I feel that I was treated unfairly. It's both cruel and unwarranted. I don't deserve this."
Well, yes you do, you stupid twat, and here is why:
1. You pleaded no contest to DUI, where you were sentenced to probation, including a SUSPENDED LICENSE, and agreed to enter an alcohol education program.
2. You drove anyway, got pulled over, informed your license was suspended, and SIGNED A DOCUMENT ACKNOWLEDGING THAT YOU WOULD NOT DRIVE BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOUR LICENSE IS SUSPENDED.
3. You drove again anyway, got pulled over again, and the cops found the statement you signed IN YOUR FUCKING GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
Not to mention...ho was originally busted in September 2006 and had her license suspended from then on for THREE YEARS. Here she is on two occasions in October 2006, after what looks like one too many trips to the tanning salon:
Here she is in a very top-secret image taken in November 2006:
Here she is on January 17...10 days after signing that she understood she's not allowed to drive:
I have no doubt that I could find more of these pictures, but I can't stand looking at that stank bitch's ugly mug any more than I already have. In any event, all this thoroughly documented illegal driving sounds to me like it's right in keeping with what the prosecutor and judge agreed was a flagrant disregard for the law. Know what happens when people knowingly and arrogantly break the law? THIS:
The slut is getting EXACTLY what she deserves, so she needs to shut her fucking blowjob hole about this "cruel and unwarranted" bullshit. Not only is it completely warranted, it's actually less cruel to lock her herpetic ass up than suffer more pointless gossip about her running around Hollywood acting like a retarded tramp.
Not to be outmoroned by her firstborn, Paris's idiot mother also opined to the media, saying "this is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayer money with this nonsense. It's a joke." Does this stupid bitch actually expect anyone to sympathize with this point of view? She's suggesting that justice being served on criminals who consider themselves too good to be punished like the common, not-famous, not-almost-universally-hated drunk drivers of the world to be an absolute travesty. As a taxpayer, I not only wholeheartedly endorse locking up bitches who think they're above the law, but them getting anally raped with a broom handle by the meaty-armed behemoth who runs the cellblock laundry to ensure they get that authentic prison experience. It's one of the best uses of taxpayer money I can think of, unless somehow they figure out a way to ship Paris off to Fallujah to singlehandedly fight the war in Iraq, in which case I'm suddenly feeling very hawkish. As a taxpayer, that plan gets my enthusiastic support.
"I told the truth yesterday. I feel that I was treated unfairly. It's both cruel and unwarranted. I don't deserve this."
Well, yes you do, you stupid twat, and here is why:
1. You pleaded no contest to DUI, where you were sentenced to probation, including a SUSPENDED LICENSE, and agreed to enter an alcohol education program.
2. You drove anyway, got pulled over, informed your license was suspended, and SIGNED A DOCUMENT ACKNOWLEDGING THAT YOU WOULD NOT DRIVE BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOUR LICENSE IS SUSPENDED.
3. You drove again anyway, got pulled over again, and the cops found the statement you signed IN YOUR FUCKING GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
Not to mention...ho was originally busted in September 2006 and had her license suspended from then on for THREE YEARS. Here she is on two occasions in October 2006, after what looks like one too many trips to the tanning salon:
I have no doubt that I could find more of these pictures, but I can't stand looking at that stank bitch's ugly mug any more than I already have. In any event, all this thoroughly documented illegal driving sounds to me like it's right in keeping with what the prosecutor and judge agreed was a flagrant disregard for the law. Know what happens when people knowingly and arrogantly break the law? THIS:
The slut is getting EXACTLY what she deserves, so she needs to shut her fucking blowjob hole about this "cruel and unwarranted" bullshit. Not only is it completely warranted, it's actually less cruel to lock her herpetic ass up than suffer more pointless gossip about her running around Hollywood acting like a retarded tramp.
Not to be outmoroned by her firstborn, Paris's idiot mother also opined to the media, saying "this is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayer money with this nonsense. It's a joke." Does this stupid bitch actually expect anyone to sympathize with this point of view? She's suggesting that justice being served on criminals who consider themselves too good to be punished like the common, not-famous, not-almost-universally-hated drunk drivers of the world to be an absolute travesty. As a taxpayer, I not only wholeheartedly endorse locking up bitches who think they're above the law, but them getting anally raped with a broom handle by the meaty-armed behemoth who runs the cellblock laundry to ensure they get that authentic prison experience. It's one of the best uses of taxpayer money I can think of, unless somehow they figure out a way to ship Paris off to Fallujah to singlehandedly fight the war in Iraq, in which case I'm suddenly feeling very hawkish. As a taxpayer, that plan gets my enthusiastic support.
Labels: crime and punishment, media whores, ranting, retard rage, scathing indictments, sluts
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