Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Another stupid sunburn
I went to the beach yesterday with my grad school co-president I'mNotRussianGoddammit, which was great. It was a Monday, so Long Beach was refreshingly free of the glut of obese guidos that usually populate it on the weekends, and there weren't even enough children to do anything but mildly annoy me. I didn't see a single kid swimming in diapers, which to me is the grossest thing EVER, so I was able to swim around without too many concerns about santitation or my bacteriological well-being. I also fully exercised my right to go topless in the state of New York as did I'mNotRussianGoddammit, prompting some smartass 15-year-old passing by to quip, "Nice rack."
"Nice manners," I responded. "But right back at ya." He was kind of fat. I hope I gave him a complex that will spur him to pursue the course of diet and exercise his physique so clearly warranted.
Anyway, my tits got nicely browned, and I was very careful to apply sunscreen regularly to avoid ugly sunburns like the one I got the last time I went to the beach. Unfortunately, I realized upon arriving home that I'd missed a spot again. This time, my right ass cheek suffered the punishing effects of the sun. A small portion of my left ass cheek did as well, but obviously I did a much better job of sunscreening and hiking my bikini down on that one than I did on the right side.
(BTW, sorry for the poor picture quality, but you have no idea how hard it is to take a picture of your own ass with a crappy camera.)
Looks like no doggystyle or right ass cheek spanking for me this week!
"Nice manners," I responded. "But right back at ya." He was kind of fat. I hope I gave him a complex that will spur him to pursue the course of diet and exercise his physique so clearly warranted.
Anyway, my tits got nicely browned, and I was very careful to apply sunscreen regularly to avoid ugly sunburns like the one I got the last time I went to the beach. Unfortunately, I realized upon arriving home that I'd missed a spot again. This time, my right ass cheek suffered the punishing effects of the sun. A small portion of my left ass cheek did as well, but obviously I did a much better job of sunscreening and hiking my bikini down on that one than I did on the right side.
(BTW, sorry for the poor picture quality, but you have no idea how hard it is to take a picture of your own ass with a crappy camera.)Looks like no doggystyle or right ass cheek spanking for me this week!
Labels: destroy all children, nudity, oh the horror, Razzification
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