Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Daily Dude I Want to Hit: Hatshepsut
Name: Hatshepsut
DOB: 1400-something BC
Occupation: Fifth pharoah of the 18th dynasty
Hometown: Probably Thebes (?)
Current Residence: She splits time between her tomb at KV60 and the Cairo Museum
Why I Want to Hit that Hotness: Hatshepsut was the first queen to rule Egypt like a man, and I mean literally like a man. To retain her power, she wore a fake beard and men's clothing, and carved images of herself all over the Temple of Karnak. To ascend to the pharoah's throne she cleverly connived to steal power from her adolescent son Thutmose III. She then ruled Egypt for 22 years until her death at approximately 50 years old from metastatic bone cancer. Unfortunately when she died, Thutmose III waged a campaign to erase her from the historical record, pulling a routine similar to Seti's in The Ten Commandments when he discovered that Moses was Hebrew: he demanded that her likeness be stricken from every temple and obelisk. Luckily for everyone, he didn't get all of her hieroglyphics torn down, and Egyptologists have been able to construct ample evidence that she was the hottest F2M tranny in all of history. DNA tests just confirmed that her mummy, dug out of the Valley of Kings a century ago, is indeed her.
Truthfully, I wouldn't be too excited about getting with her now, because she looks like this:
Labels: Daily Dude I Want to Hit, hot chicks, tyrannical rulers
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