Monday, June 18, 2007
Flattery works
I received this e-mail today:
From: Ed Philly (the_tedman@hotmail.com)
To: Razzy (razzy@razzy.org)
Subject: hook a brotha up
whats up lady?
I hate begging, but I've exhausted all my other options aside from swallowing my pride,
and doing this:
i need a link!
I'm all for a fair trade, and since I cannot offer you head, I am willing to kiss your
ass instead, so here it is:
<-----Start Asskissing------>
-My, you are looking lovely today!
-If there was a title for "Most Badass Bitch", you would be the undisputed champion
-Any unholy love child produced by you and Capt. Sig, would end up being far sexier than
anything Brad Pitt, and Angelina are popping out.
-Did I mention that your breasts are perfection?
-Your awesomeness is under-rated, I will petition to have a street named after you,
immediately!
<--------End Asskissing------->
thats the best i got!
All I ask is you check my site out. If you like it, link it. If not, fuck it!
www.whiteboystyle.com
thanks for your time
-Ed Philly
http://www.whiteboystyle.com
Okay, so if you haven't figured out, Ed's website is at http://www.whiteboystyle.com, where you can catch up on his thoughts and see many pictures of him dressed like some sort of cross between Kevin Federline and (appropriately) Whiteboy from "I Love New York."
Since Ed is clearly a committed Razzyphile--with his carefully crafted flattery of my breasts, nomination of me for the "Most Badass Bitch" award (not to be confused with the "Baddest Bitch" title held in perpetuity by Trina), and knowledge of my extreme Sig Hansen fetish--I am more than happy to send a little linkity love his way. Apparently he can't give me head in exchange for this link/shout-out because he's married and has a kid, so I'll cut him some slack there.
As far as his site goes, it's not as good as mine (but what is? NOTHING), but it is entertaining. There are many anecdotal tales of his interactions with morons, which meet my hearty approval. He also admits to having "a penis smaller than the average clitoris," which means that he has balls, because that's what it takes for a dude to write that on the internets. Further validating that hypothesis is the fact that he asked for a link in the first place, meaning that he knew he was setting himself up for some serious internet mockery. You never know what kind of mean-spirited shit I'm going to say, so props to him for actually BEGGING. There's also some sort of webcam feature, which he was not on when I looked at it, but presumably when he is online you can watch him doing his thing (which, as far as I can tell, involves smoking, blogging, chasing around his employees, and launching petitions to Vivid demanding albino porn).
Anyway, you should go check it out...as he himself stated, "If you like it, link it. If not, fuck it!!!"
http://www.whiteboystyle.com/
From: Ed Philly (the_tedman@hotmail.com)
To: Razzy (razzy@razzy.org)
Subject: hook a brotha up
whats up lady?
I hate begging, but I've exhausted all my other options aside from swallowing my pride,
and doing this:
i need a link!
I'm all for a fair trade, and since I cannot offer you head, I am willing to kiss your
ass instead, so here it is:
<-----Start Asskissing------>
-My, you are looking lovely today!
-If there was a title for "Most Badass Bitch", you would be the undisputed champion
-Any unholy love child produced by you and Capt. Sig, would end up being far sexier than
anything Brad Pitt, and Angelina are popping out.
-Did I mention that your breasts are perfection?
-Your awesomeness is under-rated, I will petition to have a street named after you,
immediately!
<--------End Asskissing------->
thats the best i got!
All I ask is you check my site out. If you like it, link it. If not, fuck it!
www.whiteboystyle.com
thanks for your time
-Ed Philly
http://www.whiteboystyle.com
Okay, so if you haven't figured out, Ed's website is at http://www.whiteboystyle.com, where you can catch up on his thoughts and see many pictures of him dressed like some sort of cross between Kevin Federline and (appropriately) Whiteboy from "I Love New York."
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As far as his site goes, it's not as good as mine (but what is? NOTHING), but it is entertaining. There are many anecdotal tales of his interactions with morons, which meet my hearty approval. He also admits to having "a penis smaller than the average clitoris," which means that he has balls, because that's what it takes for a dude to write that on the internets. Further validating that hypothesis is the fact that he asked for a link in the first place, meaning that he knew he was setting himself up for some serious internet mockery. You never know what kind of mean-spirited shit I'm going to say, so props to him for actually BEGGING. There's also some sort of webcam feature, which he was not on when I looked at it, but presumably when he is online you can watch him doing his thing (which, as far as I can tell, involves smoking, blogging, chasing around his employees, and launching petitions to Vivid demanding albino porn).
Anyway, you should go check it out...as he himself stated, "If you like it, link it. If not, fuck it!!!"
http://www.whiteboystyle.com/
Labels: correspondence, down with OPB (other people's blogs), internet domination, Kevin Federline, porn, Razzyphiles
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