Tuesday, June 05, 2007
"Jerusalem's Most Hated", per LL Cool Jew
[RAZZY EDIT: This entire thing was written by LL Cool Jew. Those dumb magicians really pissed her off, so she crafted this asskicking piece of awesomeness. Since right now I'm busy right now pissing myself with excitement given that "After the Catch" is on and it's like 99.9% Sig Hansen being super fucking hot, so I'm just going to skip the fancy formatting and file folder creating/uploading and let LL speak for herself. I'll stick up some pictures of these douches acting as such tomorrow. Enjoy.]
Here's the Wall of Judaica Shame...ie: L.L. Cool Jew's Hall of Heinously Embarrassing Judaica
By LL Cool Jew
We Jews have much to be proud of. Our exploits in math, law, journalism and fiction, finance and comedy are storied and universally recognized (though the sheer marvel of great Jews like Eddie "The Jewish Giant" Carmel, who at 8 feet 9 inches once literally towered over the Big Top as a star with Ringling Bros' Circus and was lauded as the "tallest man alive" all too often go unnoticed). But let's be frank: every great race of men have a few bad apples in the genetic barrel. Modern republican traditions (the highest achievements of civilization) can be traced to the Roman Senate; that culture also produced Caligula. Spain brought us both Picasso and the Scourge of Iglesias. Lord Horatio Nelson will be remembered as the brave, hot, seas-dominating credit to the British race he was; Margaret Thatcher was a real C.U.Next.Tuesday. And even with the sons and daughters of David, for every Einstein, Koufax and Baron Cohen, sadly there's a Copperfield (nee David Seth Kotkin), Wolfowitz and Geraldo Rivera.
David Blaine: (born David Blaine White on April 4, 1973 in Brooklyn, New York, USA) is an American illusionist and stunt performer.
His father was Spanish-Puerto Rican and his mother, Patrice White, was of Jewish and Russian origin. You know him better as the freak in the big glass ball of water for three weeks like a fucking idiot just to get attention. I know him better as an embarrassment to my kind. And his mom's even the Jew, so you can't even deny ownership of him Good thing he changed his name a little so as to disguise himself slightly from the gentiles. But that hirsute, swarthy, cheap-blond-fucking air about you gives you right away.
David Copperfield: (born David Seth Kotkin on September 16, 1956) is a world-renowned American magician and illusionist best known for his combination of spectacular illusions and storytelling.
Copperfield was born in Metuchen, New Jersey, to Jewish-Ukrainian immigrants. Right, so, as we were telling your bro Blaine over there, changing your name to blunt the embarrassment to your fellow descendents of Eastern European immigrants can be a really helpful thing, but giving yourself some fairy, make-believe, Dickensian pseudonym just does more damage. Because you know what that does? It sends middle American potential Jew-haters to Google saying to their cousins, "Yo, what's that douche's real name?" Keep humping away at Claudia Schiffer's aging bones, you Fuhrer-lover.
David Frum: (born 1960) is a Jewish Canadian-American former speechwriter for President George W. Bush, and the author of the first "insider" book about the Bush presidency.
He is also a prominent neoconservative. David Frum now speaks on behalf of the American Enterprise Institute along with Frederick Kagan on CNN. Their views are still sympathetic to neo-conservative ideology. This is the man who brought you the memorable, constructive phrase "axis of evil," then ditched his boss to drag his sorry Canadian ass around every political sounding-off forum, from "Anderson Cooper 360" to the venerable NPR political chat hour, the "Diane Rehm Show," just drooling his pompous, played-out politics on behalf of that witches' coven the American Enterprise Institute. He's an embarrassment, but he ain't half as embarrassing as his intellectual godfathers.
Paul Wolfowitz: (born December 22, 1943) is an American former academic and government official.
As United States Deputy Secretary of Defense during the administration of President George W. Bush, he was a principal "architect" of the Iraq War. On June 1, 2005 he was appointed president of the World Bank Group, but resigned on May 17, 2007 (effective June 30, 2007), as a result of an investigation by the World Bank's board of executive directors, which accepted his resignation, "ending a protracted and tumultuous battle over his stewardship, sparked by a promotion he arranged for his companion." And by "companion," we mean his "fat Arab girlfriend," but that is the least of the strikes against this truly timeless fuck-up. This is the guy that planted that image of "being greeted as liberators" into a distracted, nervous Congress browbeaten by post-Sept. 11 jingoism. This is the guy off of whose intellectual nuts former SecDef Donald Rumsfeld (WASP tyrant that he is) just could not remove himself. We will be paying for this Jew's damage for some time. Every time he gets on TV, I'm like, "When are they going to figure out this guy is a Jew and start rounding us up?"
Noam Chomsky: Avram Noam Chomsky, Ph.D (born December 7, 1928) is an American linguist, theorist, and political activist.
He is the Institute Professor Emeritus of linguistics at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Beginning with his critique of the Vietnam War in the 1960s, Chomsky has become more widely known — especially internationally — for his media criticism and politics. He is generally considered to be a key intellectual figure within the left wing of United States politics. Chomsky is widely known for his political activism, and for his criticism of the foreign policy of the United States and other governments. OK, to be honest, Noam Chomsky is obviously a smart guy.
I'm not sure whether I dislike Noam Chomsky, or whether I just dislike people who say they read Noam Chomsky. But it troubles me somehow that he's Jewish.
Lizzie Grubman: Elizabeth S. "Lizzie" Grubman (born January 30, 1971) is a publicist who gained notoriety for committing a felony crime.
She is the daughter of multi-millionaire entertainment lawyer, Allen Grubman, and his wife, the late Yvette Grubman. In July 2001 Grubman drove her SUV into a crowd of people outside a Long Island nightclub, injuring 16 people. I had to actually call this woman on her cell phone about this case when I interned as a news girl at a New York area tabloid. Sigh. That she partially represents work to me is not reason enough for her to be hung on the Wall of Shame. It's really just the fact that she soaked her Mercedes-jeep-on-innocent-bystanders incident for media coverage that takes care of her embarrassment quota.
Andrea Dworkin: (September 26, 1946 -April 9, 2005) was an American radical feminist and writer best known for her criticism of pornography, which she linked with rape and other forms of violence against women.
This is a bitch against whom I passionately railed as a righteously sexually liberated Smith College junior for her repressive, primitive, man-hating, female-sexuality-mistrusting, straight-up-First-Amendment-violating crusade against porn. Saying porn does damage to women necessarily means that women don't enjoy porn, and every woman I know can attest against that. Anyway, don't get me started. Suffice it to say, thank God the good old U.S. Constitution was around to fend off that fat, embarrassing Jewess.
Rob Bourdon, drummer, and Brad Delson, guitarist, Linkin Park:
A favorite to gum-snapping, nitrous-huffing, C-getting little self-involved, fake-me-out-depressed sluts across the nation. Thanks guys.
Kenny G. (Gorelick).
I don't know anyone who owns a Kenny G album, but I'm pretty damn sure that guy's tunage has cock-blocked many a long-deprived suburban husband's stab at getting grudgingly laid because his bitch wife was listening to her Kenny G CDs. Shudder.
Paula Abdul: This is a good one.
Abdul was born in San Fernando, California, to Harry Abdul, who once worked as a livestock trader and owns a sand and gravel business in California, and Lorraine Rykiss, a former concert pianist who once worked as an assistant to film director Billy Wilder. Abdul's father was a Mizrahi Syrian Jew who immigrated with his family to Brazil and then to the U.S., while her mother is also Jewish and originally from Saint Boniface, an area of Winnipeg, Canada. Fancy! But that doesn't forgive Abdul her crazy near Chihuahua missing, nose-breaking escapades; the video for "Opposites Attract" or her generally disheveled, neurotic, poorly dressed persona. I mean, ew!, Paula Abdul.
Geraldo Rivera: Now, contrary to popular belief, it's an urban legend that the bombastic television "journalist" changed his name from Jerry Rivers, but the fact remains that Geraldo's mother is a full-blooded Jew.
For Christ's sake. Rivera was born in New York City, New York to Cruz Rivera (later "Allen Cruz Rivera"), a Puerto Rican, and Lillian Friedman Rivera, a Jewish American (what a monicker!) We needn't display the evidence of his being an embarrassment. We go through it on a weekly basis on Fox News.
Julius and Ethel Rosenberg: TRAITOROUS RAT BASTARDS.
America has been good to us--why bite the hand that feeds you? Glad they fried your asses.
Phish: Like the Grateful Dead, Phish play unstructured, jammy, jazz-inflected music, tour incessantly, and occupy a special place in the hearts of many a Jewish hippie.
Phish have a leg up over their predecessors in the Jewish department, though: the band has not one but two Jewish members. Both drummer Jon Fishman and bassist Mike Gordon are Yids, making Phish officially one-half Jewish. The band embraces its roots, playing "Yerushalayim Shel Zhahav" and "Avenu Malkenu" in concert. That was taken from a pretty hilarious Web site, www.jewsrock.com, because I don't really know anything about Phish except for that I hate them and they suck. I don't think I've ever heard a Phish song (and I know I couldn't identify one if it happened to come on ) but I fucking can't stand Phish fans or Phish culture and I don't want anything to do with it. Gentiles obviously love that hippie bullshit, and it's embarrassing.
[RAZZY EDIT #2: LL Cool Jew is fucking hilarious. I wish she would write for the blog more often! It's more fun than reporting on local Southern Mississippi political intrigue (albeit maybe not as rural Southern beauty pageants, Christian choirs, or colorful gents who won't clean all the rusting hulks of bat-inhabited car chassis in their yards, anyway...*HINT*]
[RAZZY EDIT #3: FYI--trust fund hippies everywhere have ruined the reputation of the goyim via their unfortunate Phish fetish, as well, and I am equally resentful. Did you know that those assholes in Phish covered "Gin and Juice"? No, seriously. And every time I'm like, "I hate Phish," some dreadlocked fucktard goes, "Well, they totally jammed out to 'Gin and Juice' dude, you'll like that. Here, let me pop in my 'Tucson, August 12, 1994' cassette!" Then it gets played, and I avoid committing mass murder only by going to a happy place, where a young Calvin Broadus squashes hordes of unbathed, overprivileged morons beneath the cheerfully bouncing tires of his '60s model hydraulic-equipped Impala without even knowing who they are. Gentiles with half a modicum of taste gladly join their Judaic counterparts in cursing the name of Phish.]
Here's the Wall of Judaica Shame...ie: L.L. Cool Jew's Hall of Heinously Embarrassing Judaica
By LL Cool Jew
We Jews have much to be proud of. Our exploits in math, law, journalism and fiction, finance and comedy are storied and universally recognized (though the sheer marvel of great Jews like Eddie "The Jewish Giant" Carmel, who at 8 feet 9 inches once literally towered over the Big Top as a star with Ringling Bros' Circus and was lauded as the "tallest man alive" all too often go unnoticed). But let's be frank: every great race of men have a few bad apples in the genetic barrel. Modern republican traditions (the highest achievements of civilization) can be traced to the Roman Senate; that culture also produced Caligula. Spain brought us both Picasso and the Scourge of Iglesias. Lord Horatio Nelson will be remembered as the brave, hot, seas-dominating credit to the British race he was; Margaret Thatcher was a real C.U.Next.Tuesday. And even with the sons and daughters of David, for every Einstein, Koufax and Baron Cohen, sadly there's a Copperfield (nee David Seth Kotkin), Wolfowitz and Geraldo Rivera.
David Blaine: (born David Blaine White on April 4, 1973 in Brooklyn, New York, USA) is an American illusionist and stunt performer.
His father was Spanish-Puerto Rican and his mother, Patrice White, was of Jewish and Russian origin. You know him better as the freak in the big glass ball of water for three weeks like a fucking idiot just to get attention. I know him better as an embarrassment to my kind. And his mom's even the Jew, so you can't even deny ownership of him Good thing he changed his name a little so as to disguise himself slightly from the gentiles. But that hirsute, swarthy, cheap-blond-fucking air about you gives you right away.
David Copperfield: (born David Seth Kotkin on September 16, 1956) is a world-renowned American magician and illusionist best known for his combination of spectacular illusions and storytelling.
Copperfield was born in Metuchen, New Jersey, to Jewish-Ukrainian immigrants. Right, so, as we were telling your bro Blaine over there, changing your name to blunt the embarrassment to your fellow descendents of Eastern European immigrants can be a really helpful thing, but giving yourself some fairy, make-believe, Dickensian pseudonym just does more damage. Because you know what that does? It sends middle American potential Jew-haters to Google saying to their cousins, "Yo, what's that douche's real name?" Keep humping away at Claudia Schiffer's aging bones, you Fuhrer-lover.
David Frum: (born 1960) is a Jewish Canadian-American former speechwriter for President George W. Bush, and the author of the first "insider" book about the Bush presidency.
He is also a prominent neoconservative. David Frum now speaks on behalf of the American Enterprise Institute along with Frederick Kagan on CNN. Their views are still sympathetic to neo-conservative ideology. This is the man who brought you the memorable, constructive phrase "axis of evil," then ditched his boss to drag his sorry Canadian ass around every political sounding-off forum, from "Anderson Cooper 360" to the venerable NPR political chat hour, the "Diane Rehm Show," just drooling his pompous, played-out politics on behalf of that witches' coven the American Enterprise Institute. He's an embarrassment, but he ain't half as embarrassing as his intellectual godfathers.
Paul Wolfowitz: (born December 22, 1943) is an American former academic and government official.
As United States Deputy Secretary of Defense during the administration of President George W. Bush, he was a principal "architect" of the Iraq War. On June 1, 2005 he was appointed president of the World Bank Group, but resigned on May 17, 2007 (effective June 30, 2007), as a result of an investigation by the World Bank's board of executive directors, which accepted his resignation, "ending a protracted and tumultuous battle over his stewardship, sparked by a promotion he arranged for his companion." And by "companion," we mean his "fat Arab girlfriend," but that is the least of the strikes against this truly timeless fuck-up. This is the guy that planted that image of "being greeted as liberators" into a distracted, nervous Congress browbeaten by post-Sept. 11 jingoism. This is the guy off of whose intellectual nuts former SecDef Donald Rumsfeld (WASP tyrant that he is) just could not remove himself. We will be paying for this Jew's damage for some time. Every time he gets on TV, I'm like, "When are they going to figure out this guy is a Jew and start rounding us up?"
Noam Chomsky: Avram Noam Chomsky, Ph.D (born December 7, 1928) is an American linguist, theorist, and political activist.
He is the Institute Professor Emeritus of linguistics at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Beginning with his critique of the Vietnam War in the 1960s, Chomsky has become more widely known — especially internationally — for his media criticism and politics. He is generally considered to be a key intellectual figure within the left wing of United States politics. Chomsky is widely known for his political activism, and for his criticism of the foreign policy of the United States and other governments. OK, to be honest, Noam Chomsky is obviously a smart guy.
I'm not sure whether I dislike Noam Chomsky, or whether I just dislike people who say they read Noam Chomsky. But it troubles me somehow that he's Jewish.
Lizzie Grubman: Elizabeth S. "Lizzie" Grubman (born January 30, 1971) is a publicist who gained notoriety for committing a felony crime.
She is the daughter of multi-millionaire entertainment lawyer, Allen Grubman, and his wife, the late Yvette Grubman. In July 2001 Grubman drove her SUV into a crowd of people outside a Long Island nightclub, injuring 16 people. I had to actually call this woman on her cell phone about this case when I interned as a news girl at a New York area tabloid. Sigh. That she partially represents work to me is not reason enough for her to be hung on the Wall of Shame. It's really just the fact that she soaked her Mercedes-jeep-on-innocent-bystanders incident for media coverage that takes care of her embarrassment quota.
Andrea Dworkin: (September 26, 1946 -April 9, 2005) was an American radical feminist and writer best known for her criticism of pornography, which she linked with rape and other forms of violence against women.
This is a bitch against whom I passionately railed as a righteously sexually liberated Smith College junior for her repressive, primitive, man-hating, female-sexuality-mistrusting, straight-up-First-Amendment-violating crusade against porn. Saying porn does damage to women necessarily means that women don't enjoy porn, and every woman I know can attest against that. Anyway, don't get me started. Suffice it to say, thank God the good old U.S. Constitution was around to fend off that fat, embarrassing Jewess.
Rob Bourdon, drummer, and Brad Delson, guitarist, Linkin Park:
A favorite to gum-snapping, nitrous-huffing, C-getting little self-involved, fake-me-out-depressed sluts across the nation. Thanks guys.
Kenny G. (Gorelick).
I don't know anyone who owns a Kenny G album, but I'm pretty damn sure that guy's tunage has cock-blocked many a long-deprived suburban husband's stab at getting grudgingly laid because his bitch wife was listening to her Kenny G CDs. Shudder.
Paula Abdul: This is a good one.
Abdul was born in San Fernando, California, to Harry Abdul, who once worked as a livestock trader and owns a sand and gravel business in California, and Lorraine Rykiss, a former concert pianist who once worked as an assistant to film director Billy Wilder. Abdul's father was a Mizrahi Syrian Jew who immigrated with his family to Brazil and then to the U.S., while her mother is also Jewish and originally from Saint Boniface, an area of Winnipeg, Canada. Fancy! But that doesn't forgive Abdul her crazy near Chihuahua missing, nose-breaking escapades; the video for "Opposites Attract" or her generally disheveled, neurotic, poorly dressed persona. I mean, ew!, Paula Abdul.
Geraldo Rivera: Now, contrary to popular belief, it's an urban legend that the bombastic television "journalist" changed his name from Jerry Rivers, but the fact remains that Geraldo's mother is a full-blooded Jew.
For Christ's sake. Rivera was born in New York City, New York to Cruz Rivera (later "Allen Cruz Rivera"), a Puerto Rican, and Lillian Friedman Rivera, a Jewish American (what a monicker!) We needn't display the evidence of his being an embarrassment. We go through it on a weekly basis on Fox News.
Julius and Ethel Rosenberg: TRAITOROUS RAT BASTARDS.
America has been good to us--why bite the hand that feeds you? Glad they fried your asses.
Phish: Like the Grateful Dead, Phish play unstructured, jammy, jazz-inflected music, tour incessantly, and occupy a special place in the hearts of many a Jewish hippie.
Phish have a leg up over their predecessors in the Jewish department, though: the band has not one but two Jewish members. Both drummer Jon Fishman and bassist Mike Gordon are Yids, making Phish officially one-half Jewish. The band embraces its roots, playing "Yerushalayim Shel Zhahav" and "Avenu Malkenu" in concert. That was taken from a pretty hilarious Web site, www.jewsrock.com, because I don't really know anything about Phish except for that I hate them and they suck. I don't think I've ever heard a Phish song (and I know I couldn't identify one if it happened to come on ) but I fucking can't stand Phish fans or Phish culture and I don't want anything to do with it. Gentiles obviously love that hippie bullshit, and it's embarrassing.
[RAZZY EDIT #2: LL Cool Jew is fucking hilarious. I wish she would write for the blog more often! It's more fun than reporting on local Southern Mississippi political intrigue (albeit maybe not as rural Southern beauty pageants, Christian choirs, or colorful gents who won't clean all the rusting hulks of bat-inhabited car chassis in their yards, anyway...*HINT*]
[RAZZY EDIT #3: FYI--trust fund hippies everywhere have ruined the reputation of the goyim via their unfortunate Phish fetish, as well, and I am equally resentful. Did you know that those assholes in Phish covered "Gin and Juice"? No, seriously. And every time I'm like, "I hate Phish," some dreadlocked fucktard goes, "Well, they totally jammed out to 'Gin and Juice' dude, you'll like that. Here, let me pop in my 'Tucson, August 12, 1994' cassette!" Then it gets played, and I avoid committing mass murder only by going to a happy place, where a young Calvin Broadus squashes hordes of unbathed, overprivileged morons beneath the cheerfully bouncing tires of his '60s model hydraulic-equipped Impala without even knowing who they are. Gentiles with half a modicum of taste gladly join their Judaic counterparts in cursing the name of Phish.]
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dude the rosenbergs were totally framed by some red scare jew-haters. plus check out that hot hand cuff make-out session.
# posted by 
: 6/06/2007 12:29 AM
: 6/06/2007 12:29 AM
Great post LL, however you left out two key jewish losers. William Kristol, editor Weekly Standard, Fox News Contributor , and one of the original neo-cons along with Wolfowitz. Joseph Lieberman...do I need to go into details on why this guy sucks? Benzo
# posted by : 6/06/2007 12:24 PM
: 6/06/2007 12:24 PM
Benzo, you were singing a different tune about Lieberman's bitch ass around seven years ago. In fact, I seem to recall you saying things such as:
"It would be so amazing if the second-in-line to the presidency was a JEW!"
"There's no way Gore and Lieberman can lose. There's just no way they'll lose to that idiot Dubya."
I feel you on Bill Kristol, though. Along with the rest of "The Beltway Boys", he's a fucking asshole.
"It would be so amazing if the second-in-line to the presidency was a JEW!"
"There's no way Gore and Lieberman can lose. There's just no way they'll lose to that idiot Dubya."
I feel you on Bill Kristol, though. Along with the rest of "The Beltway Boys", he's a fucking asshole.
It's totally possible that I succumbed to brainwashing on the Rosenbergs front. I admit I trusted the hype and did not do my research on that one. Oh, why must they make us hate ourselves?? *Weep*
# posted by : 6/06/2007 7:32 PM
: 6/06/2007 7:32 PM
I feel you LL, its hard to separate the legit jew hating from the self-hating. As a fine jew lover once said, "Deep in my heart I still believe, we shall overcome some day."
# posted by : 6/06/2007 8:17 PM
: 6/06/2007 8:17 PM
I don't think those are direct quotes....but they may be an accurate representation. Of course Joe Lieberman was also singing a different tune in the 2000 election ( an election that Gore did in fact win). His message was more in line with Gore. Gore by the way was one of the first major political figures to denounce the Iraq war, taking a public stand before the invasion even took place. Things have changes dramatically over the past 7 years. Now Lieberman sounds a lot more like.....well the rest of the neo-con a-holes already mentioned in the post, and LL Cool Jew also forgot Douglas Fieth another big neo-con jew. Back to Lieberman who supports the "troop surge" along with non-jew moron and Razzy pet John McCain. These guys are basically idiots. They have been wrong about every single aspect of this conflict since it began I am not sure why any of them have any real credability. Benzo
# posted by : 6/07/2007 2:37 AM
: 6/07/2007 2:37 AM
Dude, Razzy...Benzo seems super into Al Gore. What are your thoughts on that?
# posted by : 6/07/2007 8:15 PM
: 6/07/2007 8:15 PM
LL Cool Jew...don't bait Razzy like that. I just like Gore a lot more then Lieberman or McCain. Gore is not really important like The Red Sox, Naked Girls, good Red Wine or the movie Midnight Run.....by the way how long will it be before Razzy comments on Christopher Hitchens new book "god is not great" ? Benzo
# posted by : 6/08/2007 12:43 PM
: 6/08/2007 12:43 PM
Not that you really give a damn, but Phish didn't do the cover of "Gin & Juice" - it was a band called the Gourds.
# posted by : 6/10/2007 1:02 AM
: 6/10/2007 1:02 AM
gin n juice was covered by colorado hippies - the string cheese incident.
i was a covert agent hippie while dating mara in tucson...
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i was a covert agent hippie while dating mara in tucson...
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