Thursday, June 14, 2007
Use a condom, for Chrissake!
This probably isn't true, but according to my gossip sites, Shar Jackson is knocked up with Kevin Federline's latest bastard child.
Why on earth Shar Jackson would let Kevin Federline's uncovered weiner anywhere near her vadge is beyond me. Obviously the man's only talent--besides smoking Marlboro Lights and wearing an askance baseball cap in the most trashtastic manner possible--is impregnating desperate skanks, so even considering unprotected sex with him is about as good an idea as sitting on the barrel of a grapeshot-loaded blunderbuss and releasing the flintlock (I've been watching a lot of "Modern Marvels: Pirate Tech" lately). Shar Jackson isn't winning any awards for her sensible decision making, though. If this rumor is true, then this is the THIRD bastard child Kevin Federline has fathered, so her curriculum vitae includes more of his illegitimate children than it does her legitimate acting jobs. Her latest project is some reality show where she helps bitches get back at their exes, so I think she's given up entirely on having a career for anything besides being his scorned ex/baby mama. Flipping burgers at Mickey D's would be a more dignified career.
Labels: assholes, Kevin Federline, oh the horror, retard rage
Subscribe to Posts [Atom]
