Thursday, July 05, 2007
Daily Douchebag: Al Gore III
Name: Al Gore III
Real Name: Albert Arnold Gore III
DOB: October 19, 1982
Occupation: Publisher of GOOD, a magazine about young philanthropists; hippie trust fund pothead and prescription drug enthusiast
Hometown: somewhere in Tennessee
Current Residence: Los Angeles, California
Douchebaggery: This dumbass got pulled over doing 100 miles per hour in a fucking PRIUS. Of course Al Gore's son drives a hybrid. It would have been MUCH cooler if he were rebelling against the old man and speeding around in a Hummer. Unfortunately for him, the cops detected smells indicating that he'd been blowing trees in the car and searched it, where they found his stash of weed, Valium, Xanax, Vicodin, and Adderall. Unlike Paris Hilton, this asshole does NOT have ADD, so he has no excuse for his portable pharmacy. I guess at Harvard they don't teach fat obvious legacy admissions not to exceed the speed limit by 40 miles an hour while you're stoned and carrying. They should have, because he got busted for possession while driving while he was going there. Learn your lesson, fucktard! Stay under 65 mph while you're hot boxing in the Prius!
Labels: crime and punishment, Daily Douchebag, driving, drugs, politics
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