Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Daily Douchebag: Chico "Wanker" Wang
*I couldn't find a picture of Chico Wang so one of his movie box covers will have to do. This Ashley Jensen chick looks KIND OF like my buddy HotLawyer's girlfriend.
Real Name: Inkyo Volt Hwang
DOB: January 14, 1969
Occupation: Porn director, domestic abuser
Hometown: Manhattan Beach, California
Current Residence: Los Angeles, California
Douchebaggery: A couple weeks ago, Wanker got into a fight with his girlfriend, Haley Paige, star of such renowned cinematic masterpieces as Ass Whores from Planet Squirt, The Da Vinci Load, and Phat Azz White Girls 7. To rebut whatever her argument was, he pistol-whipped her and kidnapped her, thus preventing her from showing up to work on the set of Anal Cream Pie 29 or whatever. He's currently out of jail on a one million dollar bond.
I can't fucking stand dudes who hit their girlfriends, but even more than that, I can't stand dudes who do it repeatedly because they're fat, short (Wang is 5'9", 180 lbs), overcompensating pussies. I just know in my heart that this SOB is packing an abbreviated pencil dick, too, given his slight but round physical stature and history of violence against women. In 1997, this asshole did the same exact thing to a Ph.D student at UCLA, except he also raped her. In his trial for that, he said that beating women was a normal part of traditional Korean culture. What a fucking copout. I've known plenty of Korean dudes and not one of them ever resorted to pistol-whipping and rape as an acceptable means of sorting out a domestic spat. Then he cried and begged for mercy, which he apparently got, since he only did two pathetic months for rape, kidnapping, and assault with a deadly weapon.
Whatever the circumstances of his trial for this most recent offense, I hope he goes away for longer, at least long enough to be on the receiving end of acts he does every day. In an interview, Chico once said that he wouldn't shoot a girl unless she does anal. I think it's time for Wanker to take his turn on the receiving end. See how you like an anal gangbang with a consort of burly, prison-tatted, shank-wielding skinheads, Chico.
Labels: assholes, crime and punishment, Daily Dude I Want to Hit, overcompensation, porn, sexual assault, small penises
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SHORT?! Razzy you're a good medical student. According to " The Human Body, New Edition" the average american male is 5'9 and 162 lbs. This guy might be a bit fat, is definetly a douchebag for hitting his pornstar girlfriend and may in fact have a short penis. But he's not short. ------ 5'9 Benzo
# posted by 
: 7/11/2007 9:15 AM
: 7/11/2007 9:15 AM
Benzo, I'm not even a medical student...I'm in GRAD SCHOOL! Don't ever call me a med student again! I HATE med students!
That said, I still think 5'9" is short even if it's average because I usually like guys to be 5'10" or taller. You were an exception, because much like T.I., you're 5'9" with the soul of a 6'4" fella. He doesn't say fella, but you get the idea. You walk tall.
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That said, I still think 5'9" is short even if it's average because I usually like guys to be 5'10" or taller. You were an exception, because much like T.I., you're 5'9" with the soul of a 6'4" fella. He doesn't say fella, but you get the idea. You walk tall.
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