Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Daily Douchebag: Max Hardcore
Name: Max Hardcore
Real Name: Paul F. Little (worst last name for a male pornstar EVER)
DOB: August 10, 1956
Occupation: Porn star; wannabe pedophile
Hometown: Racine, Wisconsin
Current residence: Pasadena, California
Douchebaggery: Don't get me wrong, I love porn. I love it so much that the other day J-Sexy told me she thinks I'm a porn addict, and she was only half-joking. I am a big pervert, and I'm always up for watching people have all kinds of depraved, dirty sex in all kinds of ridiculous situations. However, I'm not into all kinds of porn. Specifically, I'm not into porn that prominently features women dressed like children (like the actress in the photo above, who on an intriguing aside, looks A LOT like this crazy bitch who goes to grad school with me...and given her generally accepted level of insanity and the fact that she bragged to everyone on her recruiting weekend that she moonlighted as a hooker, I would not be surprised if it actually is her). Wearing his trademark wild west sheriff's outfit (including badge, boots, and cowboy hat), Hardcore is known for violently sodomizing, pissing on, beating, fisting, and smearing their own vomit on his faux nymphettes. That is Max Hardcore's distinctive style. He makes faux kiddie porn that is as degrading and disgusting as possible.
I'm also into free speech, and Max Hardcore considers himself a first amendment defender. I suppose he is an advocate for free sexual speech, given that he's constantly fighting some type of criminal case for obscenity. He's been prosecuted on several occasions for obscenity, once by the hotness known as L.A. City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo for his work in Max Extreme 4. On that occasion, the charges were based on the fact that, although the actress was actually over 18, she stated in the movie that she was twelve. Max Hardcore's audience is clearly composed of the world's nicest, most decent people.
Max is currently fighting the justice department, who is hilariously trying to take over his web domains, which have classy names like pissedonpornstars.com. As far as these cases are concerned, they're probably all bullshit. Regardless of the content, the women in the videos are old enough and have signed off on consenting, and there's no reason why that shouldn't be legal. Max doesn't make my kind of porn, because while I can get down with all kinds of nasty shit in my porn including anal, DP-ing, deep throating, and some light degradation-type activities, I'm not into truly disgusting shit like watching a woman get ass-fucked via a camera inserted into a lighted speculum in her vadge, or drinking piss from her own asshole via a length of rubber tubing. Even Briana Banks--who can do no wrong as far as I'm concerned--failed to entice me in the unfortunate scene she filmed with Max early in her career, in which he roughly smeared lipstick all over her chin and washed the jizz off her face with a ferocious stream of piss.
Briana doesn't look like she had very much fun filming this one, and she usually acts like she's having the time of her fucking life. Girlfriend loves to bone, so it must have been unpleasant indeed to put such a look of misery and pain on her face. Also, she's majorly hot, so it's actually quite the achievement that Max managed to make her look so horrifyingly ugly.I'm also definitely not into the whole teen porn genre. I hate kids, and I don't want adults pretending to be kids turning me off when I'm trying to get off. It's not my thing, but he has the right to do it. I even applaud his guts for standing up and fighting the obscenity charges with gusto.
However, what I really don't like about Max is that he went too far when he allegedly raped some porn star on camera. Apparently she showed up for an "audition" without signing any kind of paperwork consenting to be filmed, went to shake his hand, and was shocked when he spun her around and stuck his dick in her ass. After being berated for not wanting to puke all over his dick and being throttled, she fled the scene, and in a fairly self-incriminating move, Max has never released the video. Presumably he wants to keep the evidence of forcible sodomy under wraps. If women want to subject themselves to the revolting scat play and abuse that are standard in Max Hardcore movies, then that's their business. If people want to jerk off to his films, that's their business too. I am certainly not one to censor his work. However, I have no respect for rapists. This motherfucker spends enough time coming up with clever ways to horribly degrade consenting women; he doesn't need to spend time doing it without their permission. If I ever meet him, I'm going to piss all over his face and see how he likes it, and then I'm going to kick him in the balls, slap him around, stick a baseball bat up his ass, and call him a stupid cunt. He's always complaining about injustice...well, if he wants some justice, then it's only fair that what goes around comes around. No pun intended.
Labels: assholes, crime and punishment, Daily Douchebag, gross, oh the horror, perversion, porn, sexual assault
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OMG! Don't even cover this! In the old days, society would have just killed him, like Joseph Smith Jr. Today, the best we can do is ignore his existance until his AIDS kicks in and he catches one last bad cold.
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