Friday, July 27, 2007
Daily Dude I Want to Hit: Michael K.
Name: Michael K.
DOB: 1978
Occupation: scathing gossip blogger, flaming homosexual, HOT SUPER BITCH
Hometown: Los Angeles, California
Current residence: "Village of the East", New York, New York
Why I Want to Hit that Hotness: Michael K. is the brilliant ultra-cunt behind Dlisted.com, which is by far my favorite gossip website. I am fucking addicted to Dlisted, and check it on the regular. In spite of the fact that he can't spell or type worth a damn, his commentary about whatever type of trashy celebretardation is going on with Lindsay, Paris, Britney, etc. is blistering. You know Michael K. was the kind of guy who would be great to sit outside and have drinks with, because he'd just rip on everyone who walked by in the style of the Kobra Kai dojo: with NO MERCY.
In contrast to the self-proclaimed Queen of all Media Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira, Michael K. isn't always posting pictures of himself. In fact, I had to go to his MySpace to find out what he looked like at all. It's a pity, because he is substantially better looking than Perez (and Michael K.'s sweet little Hua-hua Elvie is better looking than Paris, for that matter):
Also unlike Perez, Michael K. doesn't fancy himself a driving force of the pop culture zeitgeist. He never encourages me to listen to faggy club music or to go see Dreamgirls. He also doesn't spend half of his time trying to pathetically imitate his quarries, like Perez Hilton who wants to be a celebrity so badly himself that 99% of his site now consists of discussing whatever Z-list event he just attended alongside the likes of Tara Reid and Screech from "Saved By the Bell." Michael K. doesn't front like he's famous. He just calls bullshit when he sees it, and usually in a way that cracks me up. I like it because he uses terms that I often bandy about, like "hot piece of trash" or "hot slut." I also love the way he always writes "Trust" to drive home his point (ie: "This bitch (Lindsay Lohan) is going to get off. Trust."). I find it adorable.
Sadly, Michael K. is faggier than a damn Cher CD, so the chances of me hitting his hotness are slim to none unless I become a F2M tranny...sha right. Anyway, Dlisted is brilliant and Michael K. rules. Trust.
Labels: celebrities, Daily Dude I Want to Hit, down with OPB (other people's blogs), hot dudes, I LOVE IT
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