Thursday, July 05, 2007
Daily Dude I Want to Hit: Sonya Thomas
Nickname: The Black Widow
DOB: sometime in 1969
Occupation: Competitive eater
Hometown: Kunsan, South Korea
Current residence: Alexandria, Virginia
Why I Want to Hit that Hotness: Last night, after a drunken phone conversation with my father, I flipped on ESPN2 to catch the rerun of Coney Island Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest. I already knew that ugly-ass Joey Chestnut smoked Kobayashi's bitch ass, but I wanted to watch Kobayashi swallow his own vomit anyway. The announcer was going through some of the other lesser-known contestants, and I immediately snapped to attention when they mentioned "The Black Widow." She's the number one female competetive eater in the world and holds records in over 25 competitions for eating such diverse entrees as asparagus, cheesecake, chicken nuggets, chicken wings, crabcakes, hard-boiled eggs, fruitcakes, hamburgers, crawfish jambalaya, lobsters, oysters, pizza, pulled pork sandwiches, tater tots, and turducken. She estimates her stomach capacity at around twenty pounds, and since she only weighs 100 pounds, can eat more poundage per her body weight than any other competitive eater in the game.
She ended up eating 39 hot dogs and finishing fifth yesterday. She didn't win, but she was FOR SURE the hottest contender battling it out at Coney. You've got to love a chick who can get that much weiner in her mouth. I'd let this hot bitch eat my fur burger any day.
Labels: Daily Dude I Want to Hit, gluttony, hot chicks
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