Monday, July 23, 2007
Lil' Wayne's in this bitch with the Terror...
...except by "this bitch" he means "New York City Jail", and by "the Terror", he means erstwhile Terror Squad collaborator Jeffrey "Ja Rule" Atkins. Yesterday, Dwayne "Lil' Wayne/Weezy F Baby/Tha Carter" Carter was busted for burning some trees outside his tour bus on the Upper West Side. Upon closer investigation by arresting officers, he was also found to be carrying a .40-caliber handgun. Ja Rule, on the other hand, got busted for speeding, but was also found to be packing a Sig Sauer. Both of these gentlemen spent some quality time at the expense of the New York City taxpayers as a result.
Once again, I'm stunned by the stupidity of the average rapper. Lil' Wayne, a man who has lyrics such as "seat way back, listening to Anita Baker, ridin' by myself, smokin' weed by da acre" and "I see she wearin' them jeans that show her butt-crack, my girls can't wear that, why? That's where my stash at," should know that the police may be reasonably suspicious that he's in possession of a class D substance. Furthermore, he CONSTANTLY looks like he's one toke away from a vegetative state:
Like cops aren't suspicious of this guy. You could probably get high if you smoked his fingernail clippings. Everything about him--from his chronically bloodshot eyes to his tattooed teardrops (and has he REALLY killed two people? I doubt it)--screams "arrest me." You'd think that by now he'd have learned to keep his tweeds on the low!
Why didn't he just keep it inside the tour bus? Lil' Wayne gets busted for possession in almost every town he's in, so one would think that at this point, he'd let one of his people carry his shit for him. Or better yet, he'd stuff it down one of "his girls'" ass cracks. And he should definitely not just stand outside on 61st and Columbus for all the people bringing their kids home from the park to pass by. If he doesn't like snitching, then he should be a little more discreet about his illegal activities in a family neighborhood/snitch central. And WHY doesn't he just get a fucking permit for his damn gun? It can't be that hard...he's from the South, home of loose gun control laws! Lil' Wayne is dumb.
*This news update brought to you by LL Cool Jew and Morrissey'sHair, who are both unusually interested in all thangs Dwayne Carter.
Once again, I'm stunned by the stupidity of the average rapper. Lil' Wayne, a man who has lyrics such as "seat way back, listening to Anita Baker, ridin' by myself, smokin' weed by da acre" and "I see she wearin' them jeans that show her butt-crack, my girls can't wear that, why? That's where my stash at," should know that the police may be reasonably suspicious that he's in possession of a class D substance. Furthermore, he CONSTANTLY looks like he's one toke away from a vegetative state:
Like cops aren't suspicious of this guy. You could probably get high if you smoked his fingernail clippings. Everything about him--from his chronically bloodshot eyes to his tattooed teardrops (and has he REALLY killed two people? I doubt it)--screams "arrest me." You'd think that by now he'd have learned to keep his tweeds on the low!
Why didn't he just keep it inside the tour bus? Lil' Wayne gets busted for possession in almost every town he's in, so one would think that at this point, he'd let one of his people carry his shit for him. Or better yet, he'd stuff it down one of "his girls'" ass cracks. And he should definitely not just stand outside on 61st and Columbus for all the people bringing their kids home from the park to pass by. If he doesn't like snitching, then he should be a little more discreet about his illegal activities in a family neighborhood/snitch central. And WHY doesn't he just get a fucking permit for his damn gun? It can't be that hard...he's from the South, home of loose gun control laws! Lil' Wayne is dumb.
*This news update brought to you by LL Cool Jew and Morrissey'sHair, who are both unusually interested in all thangs Dwayne Carter.
Labels: crime and punishment, drugs, guns, Lil' Wayne, LL Cool Jew, Morrissey'sHair, NYC, rap
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Groeten mijn minions,
Ik wilde enkel nemen maar een kort ogenblik op tijd om de kwestie van ras met u te bespreken ongeletterde peons. Het zowel doet walgen als komt me in opstand dat het Opperste Hof dergelijke moed tentoonstelde om hun verachtelijke uitspraak in Brown v. Board over te leveren. Seperate maar de gelijke zijn inherent te goed voor het niggers. Dat is nu allen voor. Slaap mijn Arische kinderen voor morgen zullen wij goed met het proces van uitroeiing beginnen.
Voor altijd van u,
Razzy
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Ik wilde enkel nemen maar een kort ogenblik op tijd om de kwestie van ras met u te bespreken ongeletterde peons. Het zowel doet walgen als komt me in opstand dat het Opperste Hof dergelijke moed tentoonstelde om hun verachtelijke uitspraak in Brown v. Board over te leveren. Seperate maar de gelijke zijn inherent te goed voor het niggers. Dat is nu allen voor. Slaap mijn Arische kinderen voor morgen zullen wij goed met het proces van uitroeiing beginnen.
Voor altijd van u,
Razzy
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