Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Meet Ryle
I have invited yet another writer to join the ranks of luminaries currently making occasional contributions to my humble blog. Ryle has a website called Overadulthood.com (that pales in comparison to mine, but props to the kid for trying), but its focus is poking fun at the news. Like me, he got kicked off Google Adsense (although his booting was due to someone overclicking on the ads rather than violation of Google's policy about promoting pornography that was behind my ousting), and wanted a forum to rant. I said, "Dude, my website was made for ranting," and welcomed his ass into the fold.
Anyway, hopefully he'll write something entertaining and you can all leave him comments. If you want to hate on him, here's some ammo: he lives with his mom's basement in Queens, he has braces, he's barely legal, and he once told me that sex with him plays out like the pivotal scene between Louis and Betty from Revenge of the Nerds. Oh, yeah, and he sells vacuum cleaners. Bombs away, people.
Anyway, hopefully he'll write something entertaining and you can all leave him comments. If you want to hate on him, here's some ammo: he lives with his mom's basement in Queens, he has braces, he's barely legal, and he once told me that sex with him plays out like the pivotal scene between Louis and Betty from Revenge of the Nerds. Oh, yeah, and he sells vacuum cleaners. Bombs away, people.
Labels: internet domination, ranting, Ryle
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