Saturday, July 28, 2007
Random lays say the darndest things
Last night I brought some dude home with me from the Bohemian beer garden in Queens where I wound up getting my drank on. Upon entering my crib, he observed its state of order and cleanliness, or lack thereof.
"Damn, your apartment is dirty. But I get the feeling YOU are too," he observed. His instincts were correct. Then again, he had ample evidence as to my perverted inclinations, since after about ten minutes of small talk about our jobs back at the beer garden, I was like, "Cut the crap, you want to get out of here and bang?" Apparently, in his experience, the ladies don't often say such things, but he liked it.
That basically ushered in some marathon drunk fucking, which was very fun AND amusing. While in the process of doing what Lil' Kim calls "cold suckin' his dick--rockin' the mic", he gave me one of the best compliments I've ever gotten on my cocksucking talents:
"Damn, you give head like a porn star! You've got FLAIR."
I was flattered that he was pleased with my skills at oral, but I just thought that "You've got FLAIR" comment was fucking hilarious. I've certainly had dudes express their happiness and pleasure at receiving fellatio, but nobody's ever given me style points for a BJ before. His ass may have just earned a call back. I may suck cock like a porn star, but he gives bedroom talk like R. Kelly, and I was amused. Amusement turns me on, so good thing the honey gave me his math before he bounced back to Queens or wherever.
"Damn, your apartment is dirty. But I get the feeling YOU are too," he observed. His instincts were correct. Then again, he had ample evidence as to my perverted inclinations, since after about ten minutes of small talk about our jobs back at the beer garden, I was like, "Cut the crap, you want to get out of here and bang?" Apparently, in his experience, the ladies don't often say such things, but he liked it.
That basically ushered in some marathon drunk fucking, which was very fun AND amusing. While in the process of doing what Lil' Kim calls "cold suckin' his dick--rockin' the mic", he gave me one of the best compliments I've ever gotten on my cocksucking talents:
"Damn, you give head like a porn star! You've got FLAIR."
I was flattered that he was pleased with my skills at oral, but I just thought that "You've got FLAIR" comment was fucking hilarious. I've certainly had dudes express their happiness and pleasure at receiving fellatio, but nobody's ever given me style points for a BJ before. His ass may have just earned a call back. I may suck cock like a porn star, but he gives bedroom talk like R. Kelly, and I was amused. Amusement turns me on, so good thing the honey gave me his math before he bounced back to Queens or wherever.
Labels: hilarious shit, hot dudes, perversion, sex, sluts, weiners
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Razzy, you are a dirty, nasty, depraved, filthy slut!
So basically you're my hero. Stay hot!
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So basically you're my hero. Stay hot!
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