Monday, July 30, 2007
Rock of Webcam Porn
Now according to my "Daily Dude I Want to Hit" section, I'm lusting after two porn stars, or at least one and a half. Briana Banks is, without a doubt, one of the greatest porn stars to have ever lived. Brandi M. from "Rock of Love", on the other hand, apparently was a low-rent cam whore before moving into the mansion to "get some rocker ass."
It seems that if she does get her wish and gets to "fuck Bret Michaels," she'll know what she's doing. LL Cool Jew wasn't too far off base when she compared me to Brandi M. ("you are Brandi M....and Bret Michaels loves it!") One of Brandi's (or per her extremely lame screen name, Pamela's) porn sites was called Amateur Facials. In terms of comparison, that sounds about right, given my illustrious history with that particular sex finale. The only difference is that I've never gotten a faceful of sperm for a paying audience of cheap webcam voyeurs.
Anyway, if you're inclined to see her working it, you can see her stripping down here, doing some sort of military-influenced burlesque show here, and giving head and getting facialized here. Be warned...it is porn. By no means is it the hardest core porn I've ever seen, but there's totally some dicksucking and a cumshot or two in there. Be wary of checking it out at work.
Anyway, if you're inclined to see her working it, you can see her stripping down here, doing some sort of military-influenced burlesque show here, and giving head and getting facialized here. Be warned...it is porn. By no means is it the hardest core porn I've ever seen, but there's totally some dicksucking and a cumshot or two in there. Be wary of checking it out at work.
Labels: buttrock, porn, Razzification, sluts, TV, Vh1
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