Monday, July 30, 2007
You can call your mama right now...
...and tell her you met a Pug. I don't really have anything interesting to say about my damn ruinous dog Chingy!, but I've been getting a lot of "oh, you are too hard on him...he's so cute!" comments lately and I thought I'd remind everyone what an asshole he is.
Okay, he's cute and all, but bear in mind that this is what he does all day long. At least Caesar barks and tries to catch flies. All Chingy! does is stink, shed, and catch some Zs. Oh, and he sneezes indignantly at me when he's not getting what he wants. Chingy! is really like a land manatee. He's basically useless, but people get all hot and bothered when he's threatened or otherwise fucked with. He's the Eric Cartman of dogs: his activities are devoted exclusively to eating, shitting, eating shit, sleeping, snoring, destroying my possessions, and generally causing trouble, all while sporting a "fuck you...I do what I want!" attitude.
CHONGAY CHONG, you assholes!
Okay, he's cute and all, but bear in mind that this is what he does all day long. At least Caesar barks and tries to catch flies. All Chingy! does is stink, shed, and catch some Zs. Oh, and he sneezes indignantly at me when he's not getting what he wants. Chingy! is really like a land manatee. He's basically useless, but people get all hot and bothered when he's threatened or otherwise fucked with. He's the Eric Cartman of dogs: his activities are devoted exclusively to eating, shitting, eating shit, sleeping, snoring, destroying my possessions, and generally causing trouble, all while sporting a "fuck you...I do what I want!" attitude.
CHONGAY CHONG, you assholes!
Labels: assholes, Caese Doggy Dogg, CHONGAY CHONG, doggity style
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