Friday, August 24, 2007
Daily Douchebag: Amber Lee Ettinger
YouTube/Internets name: Obama Girl
DOB: October 2, 1981
Occupation: viral video actress, soon-to-be Playboy model
Hometown: Hazleton, Pennsylvania
Current residence: New York, New York
Douchebaggery: The "I've Got a Crush on Obama" video annoyed me when all of a sudden, it was all over the internets, particularly MySpace. Anything that's featured on MySpace garners my instant suspicion that it's going to be utterly retarded, based on what I assume is the general dearth of intellect enjoyed by the average MySpacer. Anyway, the "Obama Girl" video features this hooker dressed in skanky clothes running around the fair isle of Mannahattas singing about how hot she thinks Old Angle-Jaws Obama is. If for some reason you missed this trash, check it out:
Much like many others who have become "famous" via MySpace and YouTube before her (ie: Tila Tequila, Lonelygirl15), Obama Girl is taking her fifteen minutes of newsworthiness and turning it into the American dream: NUDE MODELING! Normally I say "good show" to hot chicks who want to take their clothes off, but this bitch is a low-rent Jennifer Love Hewitt and as she's not a porn star, I can't forgive her fake tits. Plus, she has a serious case of drag queen mandibular prominence going on.
One might think that Obama Girl is a clever political satirist, but that is not the reality. She's just an overtanned sack of tits who looks okay moving her mouth. After past work doing such esteemed events as Bikini Jam and being some random bitch in Maxim, Obama Girl was hired to lip sync the words to "I've Got a Crush on Obama." She didn't write the song, sing the song, or come up with the concept, although she's media whoring herself out hard and fronting like she did. Recently, she's caused some unremarkable controversy by publicly stating her support for Hillary Clinton. Who cares? I'd be amazed if this slut actually bothered to take a break from bikini modeling to go vote come fall 2008. She probably doesn't even know which states Obama and Hillary represent in the Senate. She reminds me of Paris Hilton in that "Vote or Die" ad back in 2004, where Paris seemingly chose death, as she didn't register to vote. Sadly, we're all still waiting for her to die; apparently when you elect mortality over your civic duty, it doesn't happen instantly.
And I really can't tell if "I've Got a Crush on Obama" is a bigger ripoff of Mariah Carey's "Hero" or T-Pain's "N Luv Wit a Stripper." If it's possible for the song to be a politically-influenced hybrid of those two numbers, then that's what it is, and if it doesn't have Mimi acting like a crazy fool or T-Pain saying "damn, ma, you thick as hell," offering to buy U a drank, or discussing the various "snappin" aspects of that shawty in his signature vocorder-distorted tenor, I'm not interested.
Labels: Daily Douchebag, intentional buffoonery, internet domination, media whores, politics, sluts
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