Friday, August 24, 2007
Daily Dude I Want to Hit: MillerTime
DOB: August 24, 1978
Occupation: diabetes educator, hottest bitch in Pierce County
Hometown: Tacoma, Washington
Current residence: DO THE PUYALLUP! (Washington)
Why I Want to Hit that Hotness: Well, for starters, it's my sweet MillerTime's birthday today, and my, how that bitch has grown since I first met her at the tender age of 10. She and I met at Camp Don Bosco (Catholic horse camp), and proceeded to face off in CYO sports for the next few years. Fast forward almost twenty years, and we're still facing off, albeit in a most affectionate manner now that the whole All Saints versus St. Pat's second base benchwarmers rivalry has been squashed.
There's a lot I'd like to say here about MillerTime, but she'd kill me if I wrote down 90% of it, so I'll just say that she is a hot chick and she is now recently single. So handsome fellas of Puyallup, beware. MillerTime is, much like Robert Sylvester Kelly, a flirt. She texts me this every so often when she's had a few. Seriously, she sends me texts that say "I'm a flirt." She's a dog on the prowl when she's walkin' through the mall, and if she could, trust that she probably would fuck with all y'all. She's not black, handsome, she doesn't sing (except the occasional extremely drunken rendition of the Dixie Chicks' "Sin Wagon" on karaoke night at the West End), and she's not rich, but BELIEVE ME, she's a flirt. So as it's her birthday, and it's a Friday, and she is no longer fettered by the old ball and chain who is moving out of her condo shortly, I expect her to go out and tear up the P-N-Dub bar scene with a slutty shirt showcasing that hot rack of hers. IT'S MILLERTIME!!!!
Happy birthday, you sexy bitch!
Labels: Daily Dude I Want to Hit, hot chicks, MillerTime, P-N-Dub
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a jam for you, you playerette flirter:
see these honeys and they dancin all wild / they grindin real freaky / i'm plottin how i'm gonna take em home with me / maybe your cousin, maybe your girlfriend / i just want to get em both up out of here / fast as i can on them dubs to the crib / start off in my game room, pop a lil bub / and have em dance for me like they danced in the club / ooo they so freaky and both of em want me / shots of tequila, puff some dro and now they ready / her girl hollers out 'we're best friends!' / and then i holler out 'yall look like twins / ain't a competition, yall a couple of 10s' / then they say 'Kells tell us what you want to do?' / Well i'm about to double up with you!
go get em sister!!!
see these honeys and they dancin all wild / they grindin real freaky / i'm plottin how i'm gonna take em home with me / maybe your cousin, maybe your girlfriend / i just want to get em both up out of here / fast as i can on them dubs to the crib / start off in my game room, pop a lil bub / and have em dance for me like they danced in the club / ooo they so freaky and both of em want me / shots of tequila, puff some dro and now they ready / her girl hollers out 'we're best friends!' / and then i holler out 'yall look like twins / ain't a competition, yall a couple of 10s' / then they say 'Kells tell us what you want to do?' / Well i'm about to double up with you!
go get em sister!!!
I feel so honored!! Much Love to all my bitches on the East Coast and you best watch out on my next trip to good ole NYC! You thought I was bad when I was taken...Ha! you ain't seen nothin' yet!!
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