Monday, August 27, 2007
Daily Dude I Want to Hit: New York
Reality stage name: New York
DOB: January 6, 1982
Occupation: the biggest crackpot ho in the history of Vh1 "Celebreality"
Hometown: Utica, New York
Current residence: Los Angeles, California
Why I Want to Hit that Hotness: I think the above picture says it all. Silicone bulging from her deeply cut top, freshly topped off vodka-cran in her glass, pack of Newports squeezed between those notorious, Flavor Flav-wrapping thighs...only one adjective can truly be employed to describe New York, and I think we all know and agree that adjective is CLASSY!
New York is a delicate flower of feminine grace and sophistication that all us girls could take a lesson from. Oh, and there are some rumors going around the internets that New York's real name isn't Tiffany Pollard (supposedly it's Kenya Simmons, and she actually is an ex-stripper from Newark, New Jersey), and her "mom"--the crazy hooker known to "I Love New York" viewers as "Sister Patterson"--is actually a non-related actress named Leslie Bibbs who New York met in a casting line for some BET reality show they were both rejected from. I'm responding to these rumors, however, with a resounding "SHA RIGHT." This type of disparaging trash must be patently false, because I just can't believe that a lady of such refined breeding and tastes as New York was ever wrapped around a cootie-covered stripper pole somewhere just off exit 15W on the Jersey turnpike. LIES! Obviously some hater jealous of New York's obvious elegance and style is making shit up!
Labels: Daily Dude I Want to Hit, I Love New York, sluts, TV, Vh1
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